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General Discussion Area / David Jason
« on: 10 September 2015, 00:39:58 »
Some sh*t reported that Sir David Jason had died. I'm happy to report that the Plonker was mistaken! :y

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General Discussion Area / aer lingus
« on: 03 September 2015, 23:05:13 »
Paddy was returning home to the Emerald Isle for a well deserved break and the stewardess asked him if he would care for a drink.
"Oid love a shot of good old Irish whiskey girl", says he.
The Stewardess duly brings Paddy his drink and asks the man in the seat next to him if he would care for a drink too?
"I would rather be raped by a thousand whores than let alcohol pass my lips", said the man who was apparently of the Muslim Faith.
Me too! said Paddy, handing back his glass, you should have told me I had a choice!   ;D

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General Discussion Area / Converting Religions
« on: 02 August 2015, 22:01:57 »
Serious question.
I'm a white, UK Citizen born & Resident here. My question is, if I decided to convert to the Muslim faith could I legally in UK Law take multiple wives as that faith allows :-\

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General Discussion Area / Cilla Black
« on: 02 August 2015, 12:58:34 »
Cilla Black has died at her Spanish home of natural causes at 72. :(
Whether you liked her or not she was a big influence on British music
and Domestic tv for decades and another milestone nearer to my turn!  :o ;D

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General Discussion Area / RIP Omar Sharif
« on: 10 July 2015, 17:49:51 »
Omar Sharif has smoked his last Camel, got the Hump & exited stage left aged 83 :(

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General Car Chat / Had to Break the CDX Estate
« on: 09 July 2015, 19:43:51 »
I had to accompany my CDX Estate to the Breakers yesterday as swmbo had put her foot down & wanted the Drive back.
She was sick of carrying the shopping from the road to the house in bad weather ???
We had to remove the wheels from her as they charge for every tyre left on the car.
The bastard then drove the forks through both nearside doors and shoved her across
the yard into a corner! I had to physically contain myself from punching his lights out! >:(
I, have never felt this way about any other car, but then this is the first one I've seen scrapped
in the flesh so to speak, and I have always loved Omegas  :'(

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General Discussion Area / LPG price
« on: 09 July 2015, 19:06:12 »
Anyone else seen a very welcome drop in the price of LPG?  :)
Local ASDA reduced the price to 45.7p/ltr from 54.9p yesterday. I can't remember hearing anything in the
Budget yesterday about a reduction in fuel duty, or did I miss it? Whatever the reason it is very welcome
and makes a pleasant change! :y

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General Discussion Area / Granddaughters Birthday
« on: 29 June 2015, 11:31:38 »
My Granddaughter Evie opening her presents at ours yesterday, Nev the dog was a bit jealous lol! ;D


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General Discussion Area / Get to bed
« on: 26 June 2015, 00:17:07 »
Turn everything off & get yourself to bed Moggy, you're starving half the town of power being up this late! ;D ;)

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General Discussion Area / Taxi Drivers & Health & Safety
« on: 12 March 2015, 16:42:34 »
Can any of our Taxi Driving members enlighten me regarding health & safety Legislation preventing them from lifting a folding wheelchair into the cab boot ???

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General Car Chat / Seat Swop
« on: 08 March 2015, 22:29:00 »
Can anyone tell me if the seats from an 2002 omega F/L estate will fit into a vectra 2000 estate ???
Many thanks :y

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General Discussion Area / St. David's Day
« on: 01 March 2015, 10:48:34 »
Wishing our Welsh Oofer's a very happy St. David's Day! :y
There's lovely! ;D ;) ;)

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General Discussion Area / House Viewing
« on: 27 February 2015, 20:20:12 »
Always hated having to do it, but this looks novel & I'd definately be interested! :D ;D


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