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[YZ250]

Wimps your backside is like the Blackwall tunnel by comparison to your manhood, try having a camera shoved up that. 'Now at this point it may become a little uncomfortable  sir, as the camera enters your bladder"   

Dead easy now... technology has made the tube very much smaller than it used to be ... been having this done every year for the past 15 years ... the "old" tubes were the size of a co-ax cable ... and they really DID hurt..that was usually a general anaesthetic ... then they got a bit smaller and it was a local anaesthetic or gel, modern ones you don't even get the gel now ... just a "tweak" as it goes past the prostate ....

Picture quality has also changed a huge amount .. grainy, low quality, black & white is now high definition, full colour to the extent you can see individual veins, and the different colour of the scar tissue from previous operations .... quite fascinating really ...   

Only ever had the gel myself. Used to have a medical every three years to operate the forklifts/manitou's etc and I always failed the urine dip test due to blood in my urine. Had to go through the same rigmarole every three years and touchwood they've not found anything sinister.
I don't mind the test, it's the flames that you piss afterwards which I find uncomfortable. 

[Shackeng]

Thank you all for sharing.

[BazaJT]

Rusty water?Sounds like poor maintenance to me.Suggest checking alcohol concentration levels and adjusting upwards if necessary.Make not cure you but you'll be too bladdered to care

[05omegav6]

You could get a fickin hosepipe down mine. 

Yes we've heard it's very short and flaccid! 

Either of those would suffice, but both is greedy

[redelitev6]

  Sounds like some one protests too much , a pretty young thing in a nurses uniform shoving things up your jacksey ? people pay good money for that sort of thing   

[Tony H]

You could get a fickin hosepipe down mine. 

You braggin about the size of your manhood Steve?

[Lazydocker]

You could get a fickin hosepipe down mine. 

You braggin about the size of your manhood Steve?

I thought he was talking about his arsehole

[05omegav6]

You could get a fickin hosepipe down mine. 

You braggin about the size of your manhood Steve?

I thought he was talking about his arsehole

110mm drain is a bloody big hose

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Sounds like some one protests too much , a pretty young thing in a nurses uniform shoving things up your jacksey ? people pay good money for that sort of thing 

I keep getting a mental image of Bernard Bresslaw.