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[tidla]

I was a bit bored yesterdsy so her indoors suggested i make a bird table.

She still not talking to me because she didnt make the top ten..

[dave the builder]

Alcohol kills the virus

They say that the anti malarial drug Chloroquine might help fight off Covid-19. 

Chloroquine has Quinine, as does Gin!  So drink Gin and stay safe! 

I've taken Chloroquine in the past (trips to Africa)
it sends you loopy 
i'll stick with tins of beater and shots of Bacardi n black
oh wait 

Bacardi and black? You never said you were gay.

I'm NOT gay    the blackcurrant is my 5 a day , what's wrong with Stella  Bacardi is just clear rum, less of a hangover 

[dave the builder]

I was a bit bored yesterdsy so her indoors suggested i make a bird table.

She still not talking to me because she didnt make the top ten..

  very good 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I think you lot should put your beer goggles away for the evening - don't fancy any of them myself....

This is more like stiffy material

https://itsmagicinsanmiguel.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/witch.jpeg?w=630

Cracking Barnsley lass.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Personally speaking I prefer the 'girl next door' look to  painted celebs.

For posh educated totty Hannah Fry has a certain appeal.

[redelitev6]

My daughters are obsessed with a Korean TV show called "Busted" one of the stars is a very nice young day called Min Young , daddy likes her 

[biggriffin]

My daughters are obsessed with a Korean TV show called "Busted" one of the stars is a very nice young day called Min Young , daddy likes her 

 She love you long time

[dave the builder]

My daughters are obsessed with a Korean TV show called "Busted" one of the stars is a very nice young day called Min Young , daddy likes her 

 She love you long time

"Fie dolla ,all pink inside, mista " apparently    but I don't speak Chinese   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I hope nobody here at OOF is thinking of  knocking one out with thoughts of Caitlyn Jenner in their mind.

[Doctor Gollum]

I hope nobody here at OOF is thinking of  knocking one out with thoughts of Caitlyn Jenner in their mind.

Only Dave

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I hope nobody here at OOF is thinking of  knocking one out with thoughts of Caitlyn Jenner in their mind.

Only Dave

I suppose your average hairy-arsed builder can't be too fussy.

[dave the builder]

I hope nobody here at OOF is thinking of  knocking one out with thoughts of Caitlyn Jenner in their mind.

Only Dave

I suppose your average hairy-arsed builder can't be too fussy.

Never heard of her, looks like very saggy old buzzard from a google search
so that's a NO from me
my mind is full of sugar and spice and all things nice 
not crusty,saggy,old granny fanny

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I hope nobody here at OOF is thinking of  knocking one out with thoughts of Caitlyn Jenner in their mind.

Only Dave

I suppose your average hairy-arsed builder can't be too fussy.

Never heard of her, looks like very saggy old buzzard from a google search
so that's a NO from me
my mind is full of sugar and spice and all things nice 
not crusty,saggy,old granny fanny

Not sure if Caitlyn has a proper fanny. More of an 'inside out cock'

[dave the builder]

that;s quite a vomit inducing image
just had to drink half a bottle of mind bleach
plus half a bottle of domestos to kill the chinese virus
now my chest and stomach feel hot ,throat feels sore ,which are symptoms 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

that;s quite a vomit inducing image
just had to drink half a bottle of mind bleach
plus half a bottle of domestos to kill the chinese virus
now my chest and stomach feel hot ,throat feels sore ,which are symptoms 

She/he is seventy years old so might be more suitable for STMO.