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[STEMO]

.......and came back with this:



Found him dodging traffic on a busy road. His ribs are sticking out, he stinks, he's got dandruff, cuts under both eyes and is very frightened. Apart from that, he's fine.
Lifted him into the bath and washed him as best I could (couldn't let him stay the way he was, he was stinking the place out) and gave him two pouches of food. Seems to be settling a bit.
I've let the local dog warden know by email, obviously nowt going to happen today (bank holiday). I think the missus hopes no one turns up, she loves him already.

[STEMO]

Poppy doesn't seem that bothered......yet, but that could change if he tries her bed for size. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Be careful he doesn't slip your dog a length.

Puppies.

[STEMO]

Be careful he doesn't slip your dog a length.

Puppies.

He doesn't appear to have anything hanging from the rear, and poppy was spayed 8 years ago, so should be ok.

[Steve B]

Your going to end up keeping that flea bitten mongrel 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Be careful he doesn't slip your dog a length.

Puppies.

He doesn't appear to have anything hanging from the rear, and poppy was spayed 8 years ago, so should be ok.

If he knows he can't make your dog pregnant he may throw caution to the winds.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Your going to end up keeping that flea bitten mongrel 

Yep.....watch out for worms that come out of it's arse.

[dave the builder]

Well done Uncle Stemo 

must be quite a few pets getting dumped right now 

even many vets are closed ,so you may have it for a while
by that , i mean you won't get the microchip read (if there is one)

[Rangie]

Well done Stemo, hate to see any animal in this condition especially a dog, no matter what humans put them through they still have trust good on you..

[STEMO]

Knew he'd pinch it

[dave the builder]

so now your dog's homeless 
never a good deed goes unpunished 

[Rangie]

Knew he'd pinch it

.   

Looking right at home, you've just got to love them..

[BazaJT]

Looks like you need to get used to the idea of being a two dog family! By the time you get chance to hand him over to a dogs home/dog warden/vet etc he'll have grown on you and by the looks of it you've already grown on him the way he seems to have made himself at home The "owner" if they can be found clearly don't want him,certainly don't deserve him[or any pet]and should face legal action for their treatment of him.

[Andy B]

2 dogs Stemo  .... 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

The abrasive piss taking old scouse git is really a big soft dollop !

[Sir Tigger KC]

Nice dog Uncle STEMO and well done!    The little fella looks very much at home... 

Hope he wasn't covered in Covid-19 though!   

[Doctor Gollum]

Hope it remains that settled overnight 

[Steve B]

Hope it remains that settled overnight 

So negative  Be happy for him...... Wait till he finds out that it was dumped cos it shags every pillow in the house...

[Sir Tigger KC]

Hope it remains that settled overnight 

So negative  Be happy for him...... Wait till he finds out that it was dumped cos it shags every pillow in the house...

Or isn't house trained and craps everywhere!   

[STEMO]

He went for walkies with the dog warden this morning.

[Doctor Gollum]

All good

[ronnyd]

He went for walkies with the dog warden this morning.

If no one claims him/her after three months, do they give it back to you? 

[redelitev6]

If no one claims the poor dog it's long term future might not be so good 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

He went for walkies with the dog warden this morning.

If no one claims him/her after three months, do they give it back to you? 

STMO's whippet will rip it to pieces if it comes back.

[STEMO]

He went for walkies with the dog warden this morning.

If no one claims him/her after three months, do they give it back to you? 

Seven days, Ronny, but you have to go through the adoption process, which is on hold for obvious reasons. But I don't want it back.

[henryd]

He went for walkies with the dog warden this morning.

If no one claims him/her after three months, do they give it back to you? 

Seven days, Ronny, but you have to go through the adoption process, which is on hold for obvious reasons. But I don't want it back.

You seemed quite keen at first or was it a poor tempered pooch

[ronnyd]

His Wifey was keen, he wasn't. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I expect it crapped on the carpet. 

[STEMO]

I expect it crapped on the carpet. 

Among other places.

[pscocoa]

Well done Steve for stepping in like that. Hope the outcome is a happy one.

[STEMO]

Just had a call from the dog warden. 'Sam', as we called him, had been missing from a farm for a week. He has seen a vet and been returned to his owner.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just had a call from the dog warden. 'Sam', as we called him, had been missing from a farm for a week. He has seen a vet and been returned to his owner.

Is this good or bad news?

[STEMO]

Just had a call from the dog warden. 'Sam', as we called him, had been missing from a farm for a week. He has seen a vet and been returned to his owner.

Is this good or bad news?

Missing dog returned to it's owner.....let me think.

[Andy B]

... He has seen a vet and been returned to his owner.

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just had a call from the dog warden. 'Sam', as we called him, had been missing from a farm for a week. He has seen a vet and been returned to his owner.

Is this good or bad news?

Missing dog returned to it's owner.....let me think.

Missing dog returned to it's owner who may or may not be a good owner.....let me think.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just had a call from the dog warden. 'Sam', as we called him, had been missing from a farm for a week. He has seen a vet and been returned to his owner.

Is this good or bad news?

Missing dog returned to it's owner.....let me think.

For all we know the owner could be attaching electrodes to young Mutley's plums as I type this.........don't wander off again dog.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Did the dog have a limp?

[STEMO]

Just had a call from the dog warden. 'Sam', as we called him, had been missing from a farm for a week. He has seen a vet and been returned to his owner.

Is this good or bad news?

Missing dog returned to it's owner.....let me think.

For all we know the owner could be attaching electrodes to young Mutley's plums as I type this.........don't wander off again dog.

Muttley didn't have any plums. Tell me, we're you dropped on your head when you were young?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just had a call from the dog warden. 'Sam', as we called him, had been missing from a farm for a week. He has seen a vet and been returned to his owner.

Is this good or bad news?

Missing dog returned to it's owner.....let me think.

For all we know the owner could be attaching electrodes to young Mutley's plums as I type this.........don't wander off again dog.

Muttley didn't have any plums. Tell me, we're you dropped on your head when you were young?

Several times.

[ronnyd]

If it's a farm dog they are usually kept in cages, so your carpet was a nice place to crap on. 

[STEMO]

If it's a farm dog they are usually kept in cages, so your carpet was a nice place to crap on. 

Dog warden said he'd visited yesterday, Ronny, obviously worried about the dog's condition. He said it was in a dog bed under the kitchen table.

[ronnyd]

That's good to hear. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Nice to hear some positive feedback 

Quite often you'll go out of your way and barely get a grunt, let alone a follow up...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

How/why did this mutt go missing and end up in your scouse paws?

[Darth Loo-knee]

Your going to end up keeping that flea bitten mongrel 

I am rather annoyed someone beat me into calling Steomo that!!!

[STEMO]

Your going to end up keeping that flea bitten mongrel 

I am rather annoyed someone beat me into calling Steomo that!!!

How soon you forget, it's spelled stehomo 

[Darth Loo-knee]

Your going to end up keeping that flea bitten mongrel 

I am rather annoyed someone beat me into calling Steomo that!!!

How soon you forget, it's spelled stehomo 

Needed to break myself back... didn't want to be upsetting folk just yet 

[STEMO]

Your going to end up keeping that flea bitten mongrel 

I am rather annoyed someone beat me into calling Steomo that!!!

How soon you forget, it's spelled stehomo 

Needed to break myself back... didn't want to be upsetting folk just yet 

I've had to do it all on my own since you went for your operation, but I think I've managed ok 

[STEMO]

What's it like having front and back arses btw? 

[Darth Loo-knee]

Your going to end up keeping that flea bitten mongrel 

I am rather annoyed someone beat me into calling Steomo that!!!

How soon you forget, it's spelled stehomo 

Needed to break myself back... didn't want to be upsetting folk just yet 

I've had to do it all on my own since you went for your operation, but I think I've managed ok 

Well done  Do you want a badge??

[STEMO]

Your going to end up keeping that flea bitten mongrel 

I am rather annoyed someone beat me into calling Steomo that!!!

How soon you forget, it's spelled stehomo 

Needed to break myself back... didn't want to be upsetting folk just yet 

I've had to do it all on my own since you went for your operation, but I think I've managed ok 

Well done  Do you want a badge??

Got the full set mate 

[Darth Loo-knee]

What's it like having front and back arses btw? 

Quite uplifting...

[STEMO]

Why are on here instead of working? Is out flogging your gash counted as a key worker?