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Re: Are we out of lock down
« Reply #45 on: 23 April 2020, 21:51:49 »
Also..Jaguar Landrover are planning to open in May, and Wimpey are planning to start building again in May.
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Re: Are we out of lock down
« Reply #46 on: 23 April 2020, 22:05:09 »
Why would I do that? It's depressing and I am stuck at home self pleasuring isolating :D
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Re: Are we out of lock down
« Reply #47 on: 23 April 2020, 22:14:08 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 23 April 2020, 22:05:09
Why would I do that? It's depressing and I am stuck at home self pleasuring isolating :D

They're all getting twitchy on the Jaguar forums about their darlings not having been thrashed around by the apprentice cared for for a few weeks. ;D

Meanwhile, my brake pads turned up today...  :D
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Re: Are we out of lock down
« Reply #48 on: 23 April 2020, 23:23:19 »
Been out twice today
shopping this afternoon then to the oldies to take shopping about 9 tonight
seems every other car on the road wants to race
what is wrong with people  :-\
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Re: Are we out of lock down
« Reply #49 on: 24 April 2020, 11:03:30 »
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Hancock does a good impression of a man who is completely out of hid depth. Wouldn't trust him as a doctors receptionist never mind Secretary of State for Health.

To be unfair to our doctors receptionist, he's probably a nicer more caring individual, who cares more about the health of the nation than she does about the health of the "customers" that she deals with. Mind you Stalin, Polpot and Hitler would be more caring.


the receptionist's job is, and always has been, to keep the sick people away from the nice healthy doctor.....
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Re: Are we out of lock down
« Reply #50 on: 24 April 2020, 11:06:31 »
Quote from: Nick W on 24 April 2020, 11:03:30
Quote from: New POD on 23 April 2020, 20:33:35
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 23 April 2020, 15:31:32
Hancock does a good impression of a man who is completely out of hid depth. Wouldn't trust him as a doctors receptionist never mind Secretary of State for Health.

To be unfair to our doctors receptionist, he's probably a nicer more caring individual, who cares more about the health of the nation than she does about the health of the "customers" that she deals with. Mind you Stalin, Polpot and Hitler would be more caring.


the receptionist's job is, and always has been, to keep the sick people away from the nice healthy doctor.....
There's a catchy three sentence reminder about that... If only I could remember it...  :D
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