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Clap for carers
« on: 23 April 2020, 20:04:00 »

The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #1 on: 23 April 2020, 20:30:21 »

where would you get fireworks from at this time of year?

It reminds me of a bloke i worked with who is now very senior in the business, who had 30 boxes of dodgy fireworks in his locker and was flogging them to our workmates. 
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #2 on: 23 April 2020, 20:55:22 »

The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.
               Aye, where there’s a dickhead there’s a firework🧨
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #3 on: 23 April 2020, 21:30:09 »

Had exactly the same in our area last Thurs. night. Attention seeking morons.
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #4 on: 23 April 2020, 21:35:44 »

It's a lovely gesture in theory but there are problems. Our local news programme showed a street with small terraced houses with no front gardens. Most of the residents turned out to show their appreciation but ended up almost shoulder to shoulder along this street which broke the social distancing rules.
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #5 on: 23 April 2020, 21:43:38 »

Fireworks here as well and to be honest I think it's becoming a bit of a virtue signalling exercise.   ::)  :-X  :-\
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #6 on: 23 April 2020, 21:46:51 »

My dog thinks it's November. Time to hide under the bed.
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #7 on: 24 April 2020, 11:15:57 »

Surely giving carers the clap means breaking lockdown procedures? :)
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #8 on: 24 April 2020, 12:08:14 »

Our road does it every week only 20 houses in it, the chap across the road from us plays in a brass band so he adds some musical accompaniment ..😎
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #9 on: 24 April 2020, 12:56:37 »

My dog thinks it's November. Time to hide under the bed.

You or the mutt?
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #10 on: 24 April 2020, 12:56:54 »

Surely giving carers the clap means breaking lockdown procedures? :)


 Looking at some of them, they'd be grateful... :o
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #11 on: 25 April 2020, 10:21:56 »

//Icke mode on

Clearly the clapping wasn't loud enough to mask the 5G switch on
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #12 on: 25 April 2020, 12:01:53 »

//Icke mode on

Clearly the clapping wasn't loud enough to mask the 5G switch on
we'll all be walking round with the App to "track n trace  Coronavirus" soon  ::)
an excellent way speed up 5G intake ,oops  :-[  i mean uptake  ;D
obviously no one will exploit the population walking round with their bluetooth enabled,GPS enabled etc because that would be wrong  :o
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #13 on: 25 April 2020, 12:06:27 »

//Icke mode on

Clearly the clapping wasn't loud enough to mask the 5G switch on
we'll all be walking round with the App to "track n trace  Coronavirus" soon  ::)
an excellent way speed up 5G intake ,oops  :-[  i mean uptake  ;D
obviously no one will exploit the population walking round with their bluetooth enabled,GPS enabled etc because that would be wrong  :o

We won't even need an app soon, as when the 'vaccine' is available it will contain one of Bill Gate's nano chips and then they can track and monitor us via that!  :o  :-X  :)
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #14 on: 25 April 2020, 12:34:18 »

//Icke mode on

Clearly the clapping wasn't loud enough to mask the 5G switch on
we'll all be walking round with the App to "track n trace  Coronavirus" soon  ::)
an excellent way speed up 5G intake ,oops  :-[  i mean uptake  ;D
obviously no one will exploit the population walking round with their bluetooth enabled,GPS enabled etc because that would be wrong  :o

We won't even need an app soon, as when the 'vaccine' is available it will contain one of Bill Gate's nano chips and then they can track and monitor us via that!  :o  :-X  :)
OK, i'm checking ebay for 5G jammer as i type  :P
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #15 on: 25 April 2020, 13:00:00 »

//Icke mode on

Clearly the clapping wasn't loud enough to mask the 5G switch on
we'll all be walking round with the App to "track n trace  Coronavirus" soon  ::)
an excellent way speed up 5G intake ,oops  :-[  i mean uptake  ;D
obviously no one will exploit the population walking round with their bluetooth enabled,GPS enabled etc because that would be wrong  :o

We won't even need an app soon, as when the 'vaccine' is available it will contain one of Bill Gate's nano chips and then they can track and monitor us via that!  :o  :-X  :)
OK, i'm checking ebay for 5G jammer as i type  :P

Would a suit of chain mail act as a faraday cage?  ???  :-\  ;D
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #16 on: 25 April 2020, 13:04:53 »

//Icke mode on

Clearly the clapping wasn't loud enough to mask the 5G switch on
we'll all be walking round with the App to "track n trace  Coronavirus" soon  ::)
an excellent way speed up 5G intake ,oops  :-[  i mean uptake  ;D
obviously no one will exploit the population walking round with their bluetooth enabled,GPS enabled etc because that would be wrong  :o

We won't even need an app soon, as when the 'vaccine' is available it will contain one of Bill Gate's nano chips and then they can track and monitor us via that!  :o  :-X  :)
OK, i'm checking ebay for 5G jammer as i type  :P

Would a suit of chain mail act as a faraday cage?  ???  :-\  ;D
are you saying my tin-foil hat is not suitable PPE  :o
explains the "voices"  :P
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #17 on: 28 April 2020, 20:12:57 »

The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #18 on: 28 April 2020, 20:54:55 »

The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
No thank you. What I would really like is for you to stick them up your fat, hairy arse and set them off.  ;D
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #19 on: 28 April 2020, 21:10:44 »

The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
No thank you. What I would really like is for you to stick them up your fat, hairy arse and set them off.  ;D

As happy ever I see  ;D
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #20 on: 28 April 2020, 21:12:05 »

The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
No thank you. What I would really like is for you to stick them up your fat, hairy arse and set them off.  ;D

As happy ever I see  ;D
You bring the bast out in me  :-*
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #21 on: 28 April 2020, 21:16:17 »

The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
No thank you. What I would really like is for you to stick them up your fat, hairy arse and set them off.  ;D

As happy ever I see  ;D
You bring the bast out in me  :-*

See your spelling hasn't improved... you really should have gone to school instead of a miss spent childhood  ;D :D
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #22 on: 28 April 2020, 21:17:46 »

The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
No thank you. What I would really like is for you to stick them up your fat, hairy arse and set them off.  ;D

As happy ever I see  ;D
You bring the bast out in me  :-*

See your spelling hasn't improved... you really should have gone to school instead of a miss spent childhood  ;D :D
Shit! That's not how you spell beast is it  :-*
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #23 on: 28 April 2020, 21:31:05 »

School?? Don’t be so stern with the poor boy ::)
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Re: Clap for carers
« Reply #24 on: 28 April 2020, 21:42:33 »

The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
No thank you. What I would really like is for you to stick them up your fat, hairy arse and set them off.  ;D

As happy ever I see  ;D
You bring the bast out in me  :-*

See your spelling hasn't improved... you really should have gone to school instead of a miss spent childhood  ;D :D
Perhaps his long suffering wifey could give him some much needed lessons. ;)
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