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[STEMO]

I decided that, if I was going to watch Czech Republic v England, I might has well have a bet. Sky bet had a banner across the top of their home page saying that Kane to score assisted by Sterling was boosted from 9/2 to 9/1, and that this had happened in England's last three games, so I put a tenner on. Watched the plonkers get beat and thought no more of it.
Logged in this morning to find £100 in my account. Apparently, because Sterling was brought down for the penalty, and Kane scored the penalty, that counts as an assist. You live and learn.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I don't hold with betting. It is the work of Satan.

[STEMO]

I don't hold with betting. It is the work of Satan.

It is when you lose your house, as some people seem to do. But it's okay, you can claim you are addicted to gambling and blame the betting company and get on tv with a sad face. Another snowflake syndrome.

[dave the builder]

Well done Uncle Stemo 
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet 
expect begging letters 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You should use your time more productively.

May I suggest more time in church or helping out at a food bank.

May I suggest you donate the £100 of ungodly winnings to the above food bank.

Hope this helps  to comfort your soul.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well done Uncle Stemo 
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet 
expect begging letters 

 

[STEMO]

You should use your time more productively.

May I suggest more time in church or helping out at a food bank.

May I suggest you donate the £100 of ungodly winnings to the above food bank.

Hope this helps  to comfort your soul.

You can suggest anything you like, if it keeps your old mind occupied. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You should use your time more productively.

May I suggest more time in church or helping out at a food bank.

May I suggest you donate the £100 of ungodly winnings to the above food bank.

Hope this helps  to comfort your soul.

You can suggest anything you like, if it keeps your old mind occupied. 

Scouse heathen....

[STEMO]

Well done Uncle Stemo 
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet 
expect begging letters 

Ecstasy was my drug of choice, before it became adulterated with whatever shite it is cut with these days. It hasn't done me any harm. 

[dave the builder]

Well done Uncle Stemo 
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet 
expect begging letters 

Ecstasy was my drug of choice, before it became adulterated with whatever shite it is cut with these days. It hasn't done me any harm. 

you need to buy it from a genuine Vauxhall dealer that you can genuinely walk into   
you won't get genuine MDMA (methylenedioxymethamphetamine) from ebay ,despite what the seller claims 

[STEMO]

Well done Uncle Stemo 
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet 
expect begging letters 

Ecstasy was my drug of choice, before it became adulterated with whatever shite it is cut with these days. It hasn't done me any harm. 

you need to buy it from a genuine Vauxhall dealer that you can genuinely walk into   
you won't get genuine MDMA (methylenedioxymethamphetamine) from ebay ,despite what the seller claims 

Don't need it anymore. My natural happy disposition suffices nowadays. 

[Varche]

Well done Uncle Stemo 
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet 
expect begging letters 

Ecstasy was my drug of choice, before it became adulterated with whatever shite it is cut with these days. It hasn't done me any harm. 

Hmm how do you know? Have you had an expert opinion? Mind you my fifty donuts a day habit hasnt done me any harm now we have had bigger doors installed.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well done Uncle Stemo 
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet 
expect begging letters 

Ecstasy was my drug of choice, before it became adulterated with whatever shite it is cut with these days. It hasn't done me any harm. 

you need to buy it from a genuine Vauxhall dealer that you can genuinely walk into   
you won't get genuine MDMA (methylenedioxymethamphetamine) from ebay ,despite what the seller claims 

Don't need it anymore. My natural happy disposition suffices nowadays. 

A happy scouser?.......a scouser who doesn't whinge?

More likely to find a unicorn....

[dave the builder]

As most drugs are imported , after the Brexit bomb goes off in a few weeks  drugs won't be available anyway 
fortunately for me, even though I left the EU in march, I can still get my caffeine and nicotine (though it's hidden under the counter and you have to ask for it  ) from a local supply outpost