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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Apparently the kiss was wet and sloppy and he had food around his mouth.

[Viral_Jim]

You been on the sauce again old chap?

[STEMO]

You been on the sauce again old chap?

Opti hasn't, but Gazza certainly has.

[STEMO]

If it was Opti, he'd have said 'Is that your fiver on the floor, love?', and taken her from behind 

[Raeturbo]

Mm that’s foul, hope she didn’t take offside.. err offence♋️

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

He was trying to help give a fat lass more confidence.

[scimmy_man]

how do you chat up a fat lass?

peice of cake,

[Sir Tigger KC]

Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one! 

[STEMO]

Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one! 

The old fat lass joke:
Have you taken any precautions, darling?
Yeah.....I've tied a plank across me back and written me name and address on the soles of my feet.

[Raeturbo]

Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one! 

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          Answer your phone

[Raeturbo]

Last time I was with a F L I burned my arse on the light bulb

[STEMO]

Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one! 

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          Answer your phone

Don't Tigger  He's gonna set you up with the famous Welsh Mega Lass. 

[Raeturbo]

Bloody hell rumbled again

[scimmy_man]

Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one! 

The old fat lass joke:
Have you taken any precautions, darling?
Yeah.....I've tied a plank across me back and written me name and address on the soles of my feet.

I told my mates 14 yr old son to take precautions, "always give a false name" him mum was unimpressed.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A little extra bit of womanly flesh can be quite nice.

When they look like a melted candle with their kit off best to start running.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees.

[Sir Tigger KC]

.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees.

I will have to take your word for that M'lud. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees.

I will have to take your word for that M'lud. 

Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout.

[Sir Tigger KC]

.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees.

I will have to take your word for that M'lud. 

Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout.

I think I may have seen something as you describe on Embarrassing Fat Bodies once.... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees.

I will have to take your word for that M'lud. 

Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout.

I think I may have seen something as you describe on Embarrassing Fat Bodies once.... 

Plenty of men out there who are 'chubby chasers'

[biggriffin]

Sprinkle it with talc and aim for the damp patch.

 

[Sir Tigger KC]

.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees.

I will have to take your word for that M'lud. 

Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout.

I think I may have seen something as you describe on Embarrassing Fat Bodies once.... 

Plenty of men out there who are 'chubby chasers'

Each to his own M'lud. 

[Raeturbo]

Yep that’s ideal, fall in love with a new boiler

[STEMO]

Apparently, he did not kiss a fat lass, not in a sexual way, anyhow.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Must have been quite a few middle aged football fans on the jury !

[STEMO]

Must have been quite a few middle aged football fans on the jury !

We never actually saw, or heard from, said fat lass.

[redelitev6]

Bet the papers and TV are gutted he's been found not guilty , Jeremy Whine would have had a field day .