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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #15 on: 15 October 2019, 12:29:06 »

A little extra bit of womanly flesh can be quite nice. :y

When they look like a melted candle with their kit off best to start running. :-X
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #16 on: 15 October 2019, 12:31:02 »

.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #17 on: 15 October 2019, 12:33:57 »

.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)

I will have to take your word for that M'lud.  :)
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #18 on: 15 October 2019, 12:43:35 »

.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)

I will have to take your word for that M'lud.  :)

Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout. :)
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #19 on: 15 October 2019, 13:33:19 »

.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)

I will have to take your word for that M'lud.  :)

Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout. :)

I think I may have seen something as you describe on Embarrassing Fat Bodies once....  :-\
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #20 on: 15 October 2019, 14:12:21 »

.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)

I will have to take your word for that M'lud.  :)

Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout. :)

I think I may have seen something as you describe on Embarrassing Fat Bodies once....  :-\

Plenty of men out there who are 'chubby chasers' :)
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #21 on: 15 October 2019, 16:05:52 »

Sprinkle it with talc and aim for the damp patch.

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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #22 on: 15 October 2019, 18:06:50 »

.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)

I will have to take your word for that M'lud.  :)

Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout. :)

I think I may have seen something as you describe on Embarrassing Fat Bodies once....  :-\

Plenty of men out there who are 'chubby chasers' :)

Each to his own M'lud.  :)
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #23 on: 15 October 2019, 21:00:23 »

Yep that’s ideal, fall in love with a new boiler :y ;D
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #24 on: 17 October 2019, 15:23:27 »

Apparently, he did not kiss a fat lass, not in a sexual way, anyhow.
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #25 on: 17 October 2019, 15:25:14 »

Must have been quite a few middle aged football fans on the jury !
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #26 on: 17 October 2019, 15:26:13 »

Must have been quite a few middle aged football fans on the jury !
We never actually saw, or heard from, said fat lass.
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Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« Reply #27 on: 17 October 2019, 18:11:47 »

Bet the papers and TV are gutted he's been found not guilty , Jeremy Whine would have had a field day .
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