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[The Sheriff]

.....help me.
I saw  brand new shitroen berlingo yesterday, guy was loading it up in asda. It looked huge in the back and........I quite liked it. I know....

[4x4]

NURSE......




Stmo needs more daewoo meds 

[Andy B]

............
I quite liked it. I know....

Go & sit in a darkened corner till the feeling goes away 

[The Sheriff]

............
I quite liked it. I know....

Go & sit in a darkened corner till the feeling goes away 

I think I may need to get my wife to punch me in the face. Again.

[Taxi_Driver]

............
I quite liked it. I know....

Go & sit in a darkened corner till the feeling goes away 

I think I may need to get my wife to punch me in the face. Again.

Have you tried a kicking in the gonads 

[05omegav6]

Now then TD, you know that only works if he uses them...

[05omegav6]

.....help me.
I saw  brand new shitroen berlingo yesterday, guy was loading it up in asda. It looked huge in the back and........I quite liked it. I know....

My neighbour has one, and seems to like it...that said, their other car is a clit van...

[Andy B]

............
I quite liked it. I know....

Go & sit in a darkened corner till the feeling goes away 

I think I may need to get my wife to punch me in the face. Again.

I forgot to add .........

I spent £500 on SWMBO's 60 plate 23000 mile C3 a few months ago on known to Citroen faults. That might influence your decision. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Go on!! Buy it!! You know you want to!! 

[Debs.]

I spent £500 on SWMBO's 60 plate 23000 mile C3 a few months ago on known to Citroen faults.

1: Being French.   
2: Being made mostly from plastic; save for the notable exception of the Zamak 'metal' (sic erat scriptum) roadsprings. 

[The Sheriff]

I spent £500 on SWMBO's 60 plate 23000 mile C3 a few months ago on known to Citroen faults.

1: Being French.   
2: Being made mostly from plastic; save for the notable exception of the Zamak 'metal' (sic erat scriptum) roadsprings. 

Listen, smart arse, stick to what yer know. Snow, dogs, mountains and sheepshit. 

[the alarming man]

I spent £500 on SWMBO's 60 plate 23000 mile C3 a few months ago on known to Citroen faults.

1: Being French.   
2: Being made mostly from plastic; save for the notable exception of the Zamak 'metal' (sic erat scriptum) roadsprings. 

Listen, smart arse, stick to what yer know. Snow, dogs, mountains and sheepshit. 

that's pretty apt that's exactly what a berlingo is sheepshite

[Debs.]

Listen, smart arse, stick to what yer know. Snow, dogs, mountains and sheepshit. 

 ........ ........

[Andy B]

....

1: Being French.   
2: Being made mostly from plastic; save for the notable exception of the Zamak 'metal' (sic erat scriptum) roadsprings. 

You're right on all counts  ............... I didn't choose it, SWMBO choose it because it's GREEN! 

[05omegav6]

The colour doesn't affect the emissions

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.....help me.
I saw  brand new shitroen berlingo yesterday, guy was loading it up in asda. It looked huge in the back and........I quite liked it. I know....

Let us say the Berlingo retails for £18000.

Let us assume you will be offered £1500 in P/X for your Daewoo.

This leaves a paltry balance of £16500.

Sounds like reasonably inexpensive motoring.

[tidla]

Should of had a bid on this.

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=127864.0

Plenty of room for the shopping and its green too and kinda fits in with your current portfolio of vehicles.

[Vamps]

.....help me.
I saw  brand new shitroen berlingo yesterday, guy was loading it up in asda. It looked huge in the back and........I quite liked it. I know....

As God is My witness I was looking at them recently, thinking on the lines of practicality.......

Didn't look for long though...... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.....help me.
I saw  brand new shitroen berlingo yesterday, guy was loading it up in asda. It looked huge in the back and........I quite liked it. I know....

As God is My witness I was looking at them recently, thinking on the lines of practicality.......

Didn't look for long though...... 

Citroen DS...or SM.....

Citroen Bol*ocksingo....

[Kevin Wood]

Citroen DS...or SM.....

Yes.. or  one of the other decent cars they have made.

Erm.. Hang on...

[TheBoy]

When I was a nipper, Dad had a DS Safari.  Quite a good car in its day.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

When I was a nipper, Dad had a DS Safari.  Quite a good car in its day.

For quite a good car read 'Iconic'.

[Andy B]

When I was a nipper, Dad had a DS Safari.  Quite a good car in its day.

For quite a good car read 'Iconic'.

They were/are indeed.

[Vamps]

When I was a nipper, Dad had a DS Safari.  Quite a good car in its day.

For quite a good car read 'Iconic'.

They were/are indeed.

Indeed..............

[Gaffers]

How many times do I have to repeat my french factory experience for you to understand that you do not want to be doing any speed in a vehicle built by someone who has drunk a bottle of wine for lunch!

[Kevin Wood]

How many times do I have to repeat my french factory experience for you to understand that you do not want to be doing any speed in a vehicle built by someone who has drunk a bottle of wine for lunch!

Just the one bottle? Must have been one of the good factories.