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[TheBoy]

I don't understand the concept of supermarket shopping. I think that may be a pink job?

Nah. I want to pick what i eat. If I leave it to the wife I could end up with gout or something. 

break orrrrfff!

You did hobble straight into that one...

And you can freck orrfff as well

[Mr.OmegaMan]

Tesco home delivery for the first time comes tomorrow, Last two xmas we've had some kind of flu from shopping not this year...

You'll catch it off the Tesco delivery man/girl...

Knowing my luck no doubt 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

On the 10th December  we ordered some Deluxe wrapping paper from Amazon. It still hasn't arrived.

I'm not worried though because we now have confirmation that it will arrive between December 28th and December 31st.

I can be an evil bastard when it comes to feedback.

[TheBoy]

On the 10th December  we ordered some Deluxe wrapping paper from Amazon. It still hasn't arrived.

I'm not worried though because we now have confirmation that it will arrive between December 28th and December 31st.

I can be an evil bastard when it comes to feedback.

If it was fulfilled by Amazon, you'll find they won't allow you to make any comments about the seller - the review just won't get approved.

So I've heard

[omega3000]

Now there's 50 varieties of xmas puddings , which one to buy  Had one with nuts in it last year and was rank , from asda 

[The Sheriff]

Now there's 50 varieties of xmas puddings , which one to buy  Had one with nuts in it last year and was rank , from asda 

Traditional, cheap....you can't go wrong. Our posh friend gave us a Heston one with an orange in the middle last year. Tasted like......orange.

[omega3000]

Now there's 50 varieties of xmas puddings , which one to buy  Had one with nuts in it last year and was rank , from asda 

Traditional, cheap....you can't go wrong. Our posh friend gave us a Heston one with an orange in the middle last year. Tasted like......orange.

Drowning it in custard usually helps if it a bad pudding 

[05omegav6]

Now there's 50 varieties of xmas puddings , which one to buy  Had one with nuts in it last year and was rank , from asda 

Traditional, cheap....you can't go wrong. Our posh friend gave us a Heston one with an orange in the middle last year. Tasted like......orange.

Why does your surprise not surprise me...

[PhilRich]

Now there's 50 varieties of xmas puddings , which one to buy  Had one with nuts in it last year and was rank , from asda 

Traditional, cheap....you can't go wrong. Our posh friend gave us a Heston one with an orange in the middle last year. Tasted like......orange.

Drowning it in custard usually helps if it a bad pudding 

Misuse of a good Custard is frowned upon here at OOF!

[Terbs]

Well...I'm at the kids in Brackley for three days. It seems I won't be visiting TB

[Gaffers]

I have all 3 main types of meat you need for chrimbo:

- bien cuit fois gras
- mi-cuit fois gras
- Fois gras entier

That and a nice wine is all I need 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I have all 3 main types of meat you need for chrimbo:

- bien cuit fois gras
- mi-cuit fois gras
- Fois gras entier

That and a nice wine is all I need 

Surely you don't expect the philistines here at OOF to understand that, Mr Guffer.

[Lizzie_Zoom]

To get the boiling bacon tomorrow , before the mad rush on xmas eve  Anyone else got the festive meats in yet ? Thought it would make a change to turkey sarnies for xmas tea 
Must remember some nuts and other stuff to chuck away when everyones gone

I have a joint of smoked gammon which always makes a change from the other meats.

[Jimbob]

Went up a local mountain to get our meat a few days ago....Welsh Asian Water Buffalo. A lovely meat. Also got a ham to cook for butties etc

[05omegav6]

Duck and trimmings for Christmas dinner, and lobster thermidor for Boxing day... feeling peckish already