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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Has anyone noticed that  commercial fly spray in aerosol form is far from effective?

On average, it probably takes half a dozen applications until your average fly meets it's maker.


Well.....I have the solution in the form of WD40.

One quick squirt and just about any variety of house fly instantly drops like a stone.

Job done.

Nothing is perfect though and Mrs Opti is now moaning about the state of the sofa and curtains.

Women.




 

[The Sheriff]

Poor Mrs Opti, she has my sympathy. 

[Varche]

Try creosote in the spray. There will be some old creosote in the shed and use Mrs Optis ironing spray. Very effective though can be messy.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Try creosote in the spray. There will be some old creosote in the shed and use Mrs Optis ironing spray. Very effective though can be messy.

The old ways are the best, Mr Varche.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Try creosote in the spray. There will be some old creosote in the shed and use Mrs Optis ironing spray. Very effective though can be messy.

Lovely smell too! 

[EMD]

I bought a 10p plastic fly swatter , very entertaining playing tennis with them 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I bought a 10p plastic fly swatter , very entertaining playing tennis with them 

Any success?

[Rods2]

I bought a 10p plastic fly swatter , very entertaining playing tennis with them 

Any success?

Does that mean, with all his practice that, this June's Wimbledon final is going to be an all British affair: Doctor 'Lord Fly Swatter' Opti V Andy Murray?

[Terbs]

Try hair spray...stiffens their legs and wings 

[Shackeng]

We don't get flies in my village.(nose in air smiley).

[The Sheriff]

We don't get flies in my village.(nose in air smiley).

Not enough shit knockin about. 

[Shackeng]

We don't get flies in my village.(nose in air smiley).

Not enough shit knockin about. 

I wish! Just rescued the seasons first indoor wasp though.

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

Simply point out that the curtains now run a lot more smoothly across the rail, and that tthe sofa now has no traces of chewing gum stuck to it...

[Mr.OmegaMan]

I use silicone spray kills them pretty instant with little mess 

[Bigron]

One of those high voltage zappers from poundland or 99p stores are much more fun - the little buggers often explode with a satisfying "bang"!

Ron.