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May 2021
« on: 30 October 2020, 18:10:34 »

UK still coming to terms with the new 17 tier system. Groups of one banned in London. Residents in South Yorkshire prohibited from seeing their reflection.  ;D
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Re: May 2021
« Reply #1 on: 30 October 2020, 18:13:29 »

Must we still wash our hands for 20 seconds ?
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Re: May 2021
« Reply #2 on: 30 October 2020, 18:18:58 »

We're all be oppsed if that happens :-\
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Re: May 2021
« Reply #3 on: 30 October 2020, 18:21:35 »

We're all be oppsed if that happens :-\
Just added a smiley in case you were seriously worried  ;D
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Re: May 2021
« Reply #4 on: 30 October 2020, 18:27:56 »

We're all be oppsed if that happens :-\
Just added a smiley in case you were seriously worried  ;D
When have I been serious about anything? ::)
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Re: May 2021
« Reply #5 on: 30 October 2020, 18:39:54 »

We're all be oppsed if that happens :-\
Just added a smiley in case you were seriously worried  ;D
When have I been serious about anything? ::)
Erm....the US election.
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Re: May 2021
« Reply #6 on: 30 October 2020, 19:11:49 »

ok, apart from that... :D
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Re: May 2021
« Reply #7 on: 30 October 2020, 19:18:50 »

UK still coming to terms with the new 17 tier system. Groups of one banned in London. Residents in South Yorkshire prohibited from seeing their reflection.  ;D


Boris's random policy generator(developed at great expense by a contractor from a GCSE computer science project that was required to generate 3 word slogans) button is worn out. The last result from it was for everybody to staple themselves to the ceiling in a duvet with sock stuffed up each nostril, so nobody is capable of fixing it.


Nobody with any expertise whatsoever will have anything to do with the government.


We're even more oppsed than we are now.


Although this might happen rather sooner than next May. Sometime next week is equally possible....
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