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Title: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 December 2019, 12:40:51
Donated an armful of blood for the 24th time on Friday. A personable full-breasted wench extracted 470 ML of my 'lifeforce' in just five minutes and forty eight seconds. Fifteen minutes and a cup of hot chocolate later I was firing up the mighty Signum to take me home in style. :)

Here's the thing that few people are aware of.........to show how much they appreciate the sacrifice the blood service present each 'victim' with a posh new car or luxury home following their 25th donation.

This is why Andy Beanz and Jimbob and others here at OOF drive posh motor cars. :)

I shall post a picture of my new Bugatti Chiron when I donate again in March. :)

 
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 01 December 2019, 12:47:50
I reached over 15 donations of blood, until they decided my blood was not good enough due to me being a diabetic!! :'( :'( ;)

So no goodies for me! :'( :'( ;D ;D
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 December 2019, 12:52:37
I reached over 15 donations of blood, until they decided my blood was not good enough due to me being a diabetic!! :'( :'( ;)

So no goodies for me! :'( :'( ;D ;D

15 donations is impressive for a mere girlie, Lizzie.... :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

There is a long list of ailments and conditions why people can't donate.

As far as I'm aware if you are a man and 'take it up the arse' you are not allowed to donate.......
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: STEMO on 01 December 2019, 12:55:34
I take it you mean 'Next' and not 'New'.  ::)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 December 2019, 13:02:29
I take it you mean 'Next' and not 'New'.  ::)

Yes.

I'm quite elderly so 'senior moments' are more frequent........as you know so well yourself. :)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 01 December 2019, 13:32:23
I reached over 15 donations of blood, until they decided my blood was not good enough due to me being a diabetic!! :'( :'( ;)

So no goodies for me! :'( :'( ;D ;D

15 donations is impressive for a mere girlie, Lizzie.... :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

There is a long list of ailments and conditions why people can't donate.

As far as I'm aware if you are a man and 'take it up the arse' you are not allowed to donate.......

 ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Varche on 01 December 2019, 15:10:33
Tenty five donations, that would be an armful?
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 01 December 2019, 16:12:42
Tenty five donations, that would be an armful?

No, Tony Hancock reckoned just one blood test was an armful ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 December 2019, 16:19:41
Tenty five donations, that would be an armful?

No, Tony Hancock reckoned just one blood test was an armful ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I seem to recall June Whitfield was the nurse.
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 December 2019, 16:23:19
Tenty five donations, that would be an armful?

No, Tony Hancock reckoned just one blood test was an armful ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Apparently 470ml is roughly the same blood loss as being shot in some ridiculous postcode dispute in London, by our coloured brothers. ::)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 December 2019, 16:26:26
I should have said shot or stabbed.

I want to appear even-handed. ::)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 December 2019, 16:28:38
I should have said shot or stabbed.

I want to appear even-handed. ::)

Yes other methods of blood letting are available.  :y
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 December 2019, 16:30:40
I've had so many diseases, they don't want mine.  :(
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 December 2019, 16:32:39
I've had so many diseases, they don't want mine.  :(


Presumably this is the fallout from luring too many undesirable ladies into the Marina.

Galloping knob rot can be very hard to cure. :)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 December 2019, 16:49:30
I've had so many diseases, they don't want mine.  :(


Presumably this is the fallout from luring too many undesirable ladies into the Marina.

Galloping knob rot can be very hard to cure. :)

Nah, a quick dose of penicillin sorts that, but super galloping knob rot is a different matter though...  :(  Fortunately I've never encountered either.  :y

Malaria at least twice has put paid to me getting a luxury car or a house in Monaco courtesy of the National Blood Transfusion Service.  ::)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 01 December 2019, 16:53:21
Tenty five donations, that would be an armful?

No, Tony Hancock reckoned just one blood test was an armful ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Actually, thinking more about it, I now remember that it was after the blood test that Tony, upon being told they wanted to take a pint of blood, he retorted with something like "that is an armful!" ;D ;D ;D

So funny then, and I think it was when the great Sid James was with him. :y :y
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: ronnyd on 01 December 2019, 17:02:37
I managed 29 before i had to go on blood pressure pills. That brought my giving to a shuddering halt. Still waiting for my supercar Opti.  ;)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 December 2019, 17:12:19
I managed 29 before i had to go on blood pressure pills. That brought my giving to a shuddering halt. Still waiting for my supercar Opti. ;)


Be persistent, Mr Ronny.

There is an Italian hypercar  with your name on it. :y
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: redelitev6 on 01 December 2019, 17:18:52
Had a blood transfusion a good few years ago , because of that I now have an increased risk of carrying CJD , nice  :o
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: ronnyd on 01 December 2019, 17:20:41
I managed 29 before i had to go on blood pressure pills. That brought my giving to a shuddering halt. Still waiting for my supercar Opti. ;)


Be persistent, Mr Ronny.

There is an Italian hypercar  with your name on it. :y
Knowing my luck it.ll be a bloody Fiat Panda. :'(
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: dave the builder on 01 December 2019, 17:22:10
I managed 29 before i had to go on blood pressure pills. That brought my giving to a shuddering halt. Still waiting for my supercar Opti. ;)


Be persistent, Mr Ronny.

There is an Italian hypercar  with your name on it. :y

indeed , a nice Italian R30 clicky  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWnKD4o9buQ)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Andy B on 01 December 2019, 17:44:16
I gave my 70th last week  :y :y :)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 December 2019, 17:46:44
I managed 29 before i had to go on blood pressure pills. That brought my giving to a shuddering halt. Still waiting for my supercar Opti.  ;)

You'd think a bit of bloodletting would reduce your blood pressure.  :-\  ::)  :)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 December 2019, 17:51:24
I gave my 70th last week  :y :y :)

Now that is an impressive statistic. :y

Presumably you are never low on iron with all the free beanz Heinz give you. ;)

I like the way they can tell you where your 'armful' was used by text. :y
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Andy B on 01 December 2019, 19:56:21
I gave my 70th last week  :y :y :)

Now that is an impressive statistic. :y .....

Thanks :-* :-*
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Webby the Bear on 01 December 2019, 20:57:32
I’m on my fifth donation. First four were great. Blood out quickly. Eat all the biscuits and then go home. Last time I don’t know what happened but I sat down and the guy serving the tea and biscuits (who i believe is there to monitor people) kept saying to me: Steve... Steve... Steve. Next thing I know I’m coming round in an upside down chair  :-[
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 December 2019, 21:06:24
I’m on my fifth donation. First four were great. Blood out quickly. Eat all the biscuits and then go home. Last time I don’t know what happened but I sat down and the guy serving the tea and biscuits (who i believe is there to monitor people) kept saying to me: Steve... Steve... Steve. Next thing I know I’m coming round in an upside down chair  :-[


I've seen a few people faint. All have been men of the hairy-arsed builder variety. The girls seem to cope better.

My guess is dehydration in your case.

Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 December 2019, 21:11:38
Last time I gave blood was years ago, with a bunch of mates and the cocky fella fainted!  ;D

After tea and biscuits we repaired to the nearest pub to do some research into whether we got pissed quicker with less blood in us!  :)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: STEMO on 01 December 2019, 21:12:32
Last time I gave blood was years ago, with a bunch of mates and the cocky fella fainted!  ;D

After tea and biscuits we repaired to the nearest pub to do some research into whether we got pissed quicker with less blood in us!  :)
And?
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 December 2019, 23:17:31
Last time I gave blood was years ago, with a bunch of mates and the cocky fella fainted!  ;D

After tea and biscuits we repaired to the nearest pub to do some research into whether we got pissed quicker with less blood in us!  :)
And?

Can't remember.  ;D

Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Webby the Bear on 02 December 2019, 07:31:43
Last time I gave blood was years ago, with a bunch of mates and the cocky fella fainted!  ;D

After tea and biscuits we repaired to the nearest pub to do some research into whether we got pissed quicker with less blood in us!  :)
And?

Can't remember.  ;D

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Nick W on 02 December 2019, 10:21:40
I’m on my fifth donation. First four were great. Blood out quickly. Eat all the biscuits and then go home. Last time I don’t know what happened but I sat down and the guy serving the tea and biscuits (who i believe is there to monitor people) kept saying to me: Steve... Steve... Steve. Next thing I know I’m coming round in an upside down chair  :-[


it's been a while for me, but for a long time I thought they were taking twice as much from me as anyone else, as I was there far longer. Apparently I'm a slow bleeder, which isn't the normal adjective ;D
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 02 December 2019, 11:48:01
I’m on my fifth donation. First four were great. Blood out quickly. Eat all the biscuits and then go home. Last time I don’t know what happened but I sat down and the guy serving the tea and biscuits (who i believe is there to monitor people) kept saying to me: Steve... Steve... Steve. Next thing I know I’m coming round in an upside down chair  :-[


it's been a while for me, but for a long time I thought they were taking twice as much from me as anyone else, as I was there far longer. Apparently I'm a slow bleeder,[/i] which isn't the normal adjective ;D


If they can't get a full 'armful'  (470ml) in 15 minutes, they stop.

I take 4 to 6 minutes on average.

Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Nick W on 02 December 2019, 12:46:42
I’m on my fifth donation. First four were great. Blood out quickly. Eat all the biscuits and then go home. Last time I don’t know what happened but I sat down and the guy serving the tea and biscuits (who i believe is there to monitor people) kept saying to me: Steve... Steve... Steve. Next thing I know I’m coming round in an upside down chair  :-[


it's been a while for me, but for a long time I thought they were taking twice as much from me as anyone else, as I was there far longer. Apparently I'm a slow bleeder, which isn't the normal adjective ;D


If they can't get a full 'armful'  (470ml) in 15 minutes, they stop.

I take 4 to 6 minutes on average.


well over 10 minutes every time. Whichever arm they tried.
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Auto Addict on 03 December 2019, 08:15:00
Last time I tried to give blood they wanted to know why it was in a bucket, and where did I get it from ::)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 December 2019, 12:17:11
Last time I tried to give blood they wanted to know why it was in a bucket, and where did I get it from ::)

I hope your Mum is still giving an armful. :)
Title: Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
Post by: BazaJT on 03 December 2019, 19:58:22
Maureen my late partner was gutted when shortly before she was due to give her 25th she was prescribed aspirin for Angina and so was barred from donating anymore.