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[Webby the Bear]

haha nice one martin 

[aaronjb]

Pretty sure if anyone put my car in a skip with a forklift they'd find themselves being dragged down the road behind it with their face working as an anchor once they'd got it out again..

..course I wouldn't habitually park like a dick either, even if I do drive a BMW.


Something like this:


 

[biggriffin]

The mighty 4x4 strikes again carry on.

[Varche]

In the eighties we had an abandoned car parked in a space in our works car park. Spaces were at a premium so someone was detailed to get the police to move it.

Lackey: Car abandoned in our private car park.
Police: can't do anything mate it is on private land.
Lackey: Can we move it?
Police : No it doesn't belong to you.

Next night we all went out and lifted the rear end off the ground and hauled it out onto the road on double yellows. It soon vanished then.

[aaronjb]

Must admit, I've been tempted to try something when my neighbour was parking across my drive every day.. although I don't know if the Ranger would win in a tug of war against a loaded up Transit Tipper, 4LO or not..

Also his surname has an ' in it and you don't want to go against the wrong sort..