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£100 joke
« on: 20 December 2009, 22:59:06 »
Larry gets home late one night and his wife,

Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred pound note on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in
disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred pound note
tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred quid anytime you
want."
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Re: £100 joke
« Reply #1 on: 20 December 2009, 23:03:59 »
oh very good, my missus blew over £300 at morrisons today ::)
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Re: £100 joke
« Reply #2 on: 20 December 2009, 23:11:03 »
I am currently trying to get out of going to asda in the morning after finishing work....I hate shopping!!! :-X :-X :-X :(
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Re: £100 joke
« Reply #3 on: 20 December 2009, 23:11:24 »
No .. resist .. don't say type it ....   

deep breath .....


OK now .. resisted the temptation ...    :)

chill ....

But still wondering why 3 blokes had the same tattoo ....


DAMN ... it snuck out .. sorry  ... didn't mean to say/think/type it ....   :)
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Re: £100 joke
« Reply #4 on: 20 December 2009, 23:14:20 »
the things they offer at morrisons these days, their slogan of: "Fresh Choice for You" is accurate then  ;D
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Re: £100 joke
« Reply #5 on: 21 December 2009, 00:59:28 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: £100 joke
« Reply #6 on: 21 December 2009, 03:59:22 »
very good  ;D ;D
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Re: £100 joke
« Reply #7 on: 21 December 2009, 07:12:26 »
Yes heard that one B4 but still funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: £100 joke
« Reply #8 on: 21 December 2009, 08:56:53 »
Good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: £100 joke
« Reply #9 on: 21 December 2009, 09:01:57 »
Brilliant, loved it ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: £100 joke
« Reply #10 on: 21 December 2009, 15:11:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: £100 joke
« Reply #11 on: 21 December 2009, 15:56:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y nice one
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