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Kevin Wood

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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #15 on: 25 October 2018, 17:00:33 »

I've had so many diseases, that they'd probably kick me out before I had a chance to finish the questionnaire!  :o  ::)  ;D


Well......that's Dorset farm girls for you. God only knows what secretions could be found in the Marina. ::)

All long since dwarfed by the pile of iron oxide, I should think. ;D
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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #16 on: 25 October 2018, 17:01:48 »

I've had so many diseases, that they'd probably kick me out before I had a chance to finish the questionnaire!  :o  ::)  ;D


Well......that's Dorset farm girls for you. God only knows what secretions could be found in the Marina. ::)

All long since dwarfed by the pile of iron oxide, I should think. ;D

 :'(
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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #17 on: 25 October 2018, 17:05:27 »

I've had so many diseases, that they'd probably kick me out before I had a chance to finish the questionnaire!  :o  ::)  ;D


Well......that's Dorset farm girls for you. God only knows what secretions could be found in the Marina. ::)

All long since dwarfed by the pile of iron oxide, I should think. ;D

Such a shame when a classic car like the Marina  finally dies. ::) ::)
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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #18 on: 26 October 2018, 00:03:09 »

There's a few things that can preclude you from donating...  like uphill gardening and visiting certain countries in darkest Africa :-\
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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #19 on: 26 October 2018, 12:36:34 »

There's a few things that can preclude you from donating...  like uphill gardening and visiting certain countries in darkest Africa :-\

There is quite a long list of exclusions. Having a cold or flu. A recent tattoo or dental work. Certain medication. Hospital procedures such as an endoscopy etc ...etc. Aids/HIV......drug dependency.

I believe the rules regarding men who either 'take it up the wrong un' or 'push it up the 'wrong un' has been relaxed in recent years. I know there is something on the form about having oral sex with another man. :-X

You certainly need to be mindful of which box you tick. ;D
« Last Edit: 26 October 2018, 12:48:45 by Field Marshal Dr. Opti »
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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #20 on: 26 October 2018, 12:50:05 »

 Oral sex......that's where you are just to knackered and talk about it isn't it? ;D
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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #21 on: 26 October 2018, 13:06:07 »

I  donated blood until i went to Africa several times
I've not died of malaria,yellow fever etc
I wonder if you can start to donate again after so long, still being alive despite going to africa  :-\   
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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #22 on: 26 October 2018, 13:33:44 »

My next one is on my daughter’s birthday and number 24 :y

The 5 years they wouldn’t let me donate because of my back have made a big dent in the Total I’ll likely reach.

Thank you for your donation as Mrs LD has 6 units in 4 months to keep her alive during the final trimester of pregnancy as her diseased bowel was trying to kill her!
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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #23 on: 26 October 2018, 13:42:25 »

Good efforts all, my next will be number 50, around Christmas time.

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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #24 on: 26 October 2018, 14:01:49 »

Good efforts all, my next will be number 50, around Christmas time.

What do you get for 50 donations?
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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #25 on: 26 October 2018, 18:10:52 »

Good efforts all, my next will be number 50, around Christmas time.

What do you get for 50 donations?
I'm guessing not oral sex from another man...

...hopefully.
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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #26 on: 26 October 2018, 18:12:21 »

Good efforts all, my next will be number 50, around Christmas time.

What do you get for 50 donations?
I'm guessing not oral sex from another man...

...hopefully.
Don't knock what you haven't tried.  ;D
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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #27 on: 26 October 2018, 19:35:38 »

How do you know he hasn't? :D
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Re: 21 today.
« Reply #28 on: 26 October 2018, 21:52:01 »

I  donated blood until i went to Africa several times
I've not died of malaria,yellow fever etc
I wonder if you can start to donate again after so long, still being alive despite going to africa  :-\

Oh right, gotcha ; he`s a blood donor  ::)
I thought crikey, Stand back ppl..........here comes another donation  ;D ;D
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