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General Car Chat / Re: A Bit Weird
« on: 01 April 2024, 20:22:22 »
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I rolled a 600cc Regal saloon.....and a 700cc Regal Supervan. :)
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I find the most concerning thing about this thread is that Opti had not one, but two plastic pigs.  :o
we won't talk about his other blow up farm animals  :-X
Oh, I think we should. At length  ;D
You will upset Rae If he finds out Opti has a flock of blow up "Dolly look-a-like love sheep"   :-X

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General Car Chat / Re: A Bit Weird
« on: 01 April 2024, 18:58:50 »
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I rolled a 600cc Regal saloon.....and a 700cc Regal Supervan. :)
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I find the most concerning thing about this thread is that Opti had not one, but two plastic pigs.  :o
we won't talk about his other blow up farm animals  :-X

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General Discussion Area / Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« on: 01 April 2024, 18:47:55 »
Horse boxes doing 30mph in a NS limit zone, and the slow coach driver behind it too afraid to overtake it, causing long tailbacks.
If the equestrian type can afford over £100K for a flash horse box, why can’t they afford a few ratchet straps to secure the horse in the back so they can drive a bit faster.   :)  ::)
nail the horses hoofs to the deck  ;)

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Omega General Help / Re: Remove foam insulation floor
« on: 01 April 2024, 18:35:59 »
Hi. Im removing the interior ,I'll cut the foam insulation into more manageable pieces because i'm not a masochist, I  Really don't want to remove the dash.
Fixed that for you  ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Adedi...
« on: 27 March 2024, 23:21:57 »
Seemingly the asylum seekers lawyers tell them that converting gives them a better chance of it being granted.
so , if i say I'm Cristian ,I can get asylum seeker status  :-\
and get lots of free cash and a house  :-\  ::)  :P  :D
Budget for a paint job.
Bit pricey  :o
I'll do an oil change on one of the tractor juice engines before signing on  :D


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General Discussion Area / Re: Adedi...
« on: 27 March 2024, 22:39:17 »
Seemingly the asylum seekers lawyers tell them that converting gives them a better chance of it being granted.
so , if i say I'm Cristian ,I can get asylum seeker status  :-\
and get lots of free cash and a house  :-\  ::)  :P  :D

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Omega General Help / Re: central locking
« on: 27 March 2024, 22:36:24 »
I have in the past tried to find out what the rules are, as far as a mot, if one doorlock  is not working with the remote.
As long as the doors open with the door handles (inside and out) and close securely  it's a pass  ;)
Fuel door flap must open to inspect that the fuel cap is in place
boot and bonnet need to close securely

remote /central locking by fob or key turn in door is NOT an MOT requirement

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General Car Chat / Re: Costs of running a car
« on: 27 March 2024, 21:55:58 »
I've never, worked out what a car has cost me to own or run, It breaks I fix it, it needs fuel I fill it up.

Don't mention fuel costs  :-X
some of us still own Omegas  :-[

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General Discussion Area / Re: Adedi...
« on: 27 March 2024, 17:38:29 »
You won't find many virgins over the age of 18 in the UK.  :)
I'm not LOOKING for any  :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Adedi...
« on: 27 March 2024, 17:31:33 »
I rather have a dirty fu**ing bitch than a virgin, these religious lunatics haven't got a clue..😂
Indeed  :)
pressure wash her first though  :P

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Older ones where linked IIRC
I fitted these to my 2.6 no issues  ;)



clicky link

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General Discussion Area / Re: Adedi...
« on: 27 March 2024, 17:23:13 »
maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   :-\
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran

72 virgins at the same time is enough to kill any man. ::) ::) >:D
It's a lor of teaching  :o
maybe wheel out the BIG CRT TV and VHS tape player for them ALL first  ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Adedi...
« on: 27 March 2024, 17:07:51 »
maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   :-\
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran
I think you'll find that it reads much like the Old Testament the Torah... Boy meets girl, the realise they're naked and chaos ensues... Fast forward a few generations and some chap with a beard had to sacrifice his son to appease some angry bloke with a beard and an anger management problem... (Sidenote... Is he short and ginger :-\) Son of sacrificed son (don't ask, it made no sense to me either) invades Egypt. They get upset and got chased across the Red Sea and Israel was created.

The rest, as they say, is history.
;D
Thanks Al  :y saves me having to read it  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Adedi...
« on: 27 March 2024, 16:38:39 »
maybe they had 72 virgins close to their 'use by date'   :-\
 I'm not sure how it works , I haven't read the Quran

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General Discussion Area / Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« on: 26 March 2024, 03:07:25 »
DtB - I was more thinking if it still has to be applied annually, not sure if thats much different from me cleaning the patio every Spring?

I bet i can spray a patio down with BAC50 with my pressure sprayer quicker than you could set up your pressure washer  :P

I'm not on commission from chemical supply companies  ;)
if you "enjoy" :o washing patios ,just pretend you didn't read my post  :D

I prefer the rustic look  ;D
so do I on a nice York stone drinking area  :)

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