Topic: Porn block. (Read 2958 times)

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **on:** 21 January 2020, 16:38:41 »

Can't access anything even remotely naughty.

What the f*uck is going on?........Has Mary Whitehouse risen from the grave? $:-\$

STEMO · « **Reply #1 on:** 21 January 2020, 16:57:59 »

Has Mrs Opti been at your laptop...again?

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #2 on:** 21 January 2020, 17:09:25 »

Quote from: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 16:57:59

Has Mrs Opti been at your laptop...again?

Apparently Pornhub was used 33 billion times last year. Only 7 billion on the planet. Somebody was busy.

STEMO · « **Reply #3 on:** 21 January 2020, 17:29:00 »

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 January 2020, 17:09:25

Quote from: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 16:57:59
Has Mrs Opti been at your laptop...again?

Apparently Pornhub was used 33 billion times last year. Only 7 billion on the planet. Somebody was busy.

Never heard of it.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #4 on:** 21 January 2020, 17:33:07 »

Quote from: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 17:29:00

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 January 2020, 17:09:25
Quote from: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 16:57:59
Has Mrs Opti been at your laptop...again?

Apparently Pornhub was used 33 billion times last year. Only 7 billion on the planet. Somebody was busy.
Never heard of it.

Possibly not reached the uncivilised part of Barnsley yet.

scimmy_man · « **Reply #5 on:** 21 January 2020, 18:13:30 »

Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #6 on:** 21 January 2020, 18:20:20 »

Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 18:13:30

Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it

I think he is too old to indulge in 'pleasures of the flesh'

STEMO · « **Reply #7 on:** 21 January 2020, 18:27:47 »

Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 18:13:30

Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it

Nay lad, ne'er cast a clout till May is out.

scimmy_man · « **Reply #8 on:** 21 January 2020, 19:57:26 »

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 January 2020, 18:20:20

Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 18:13:30
Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it

I think he is too old to indulge in 'pleasures of the flesh'

just because he is on a diet dosen`t mean he cant look at the menu,

scimmy_man · « **Reply #9 on:** 21 January 2020, 19:57:59 »

Quote from: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 18:27:47

Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 18:13:30
Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it
Nay lad, ne'er cast a clout till May is out.

as in? get thi clarts off our lass

STEMO · « **Reply #10 on:** 21 January 2020, 20:09:37 »

Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 19:57:59

Quote from: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 18:27:47
Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 18:13:30
Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it
Nay lad, ne'er cast a clout till May is out.

as in? get thi clarts off our lass

Clarts off? Wi no coil for t'fire? Nay lad, nay.

scimmy_man · « **Reply #11 on:** 21 January 2020, 20:16:42 »

a mates wife said she was cold, he told her to go down the garden to the shed and "fetch a bag of coal"

when she got back, he said "not that one" she went back and swapped it,

as she got back to the house he asked "Are you warm yet?"

STEMO · « **Reply #12 on:** 21 January 2020, 20:26:15 »

Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 20:16:42

a mates wife said she was cold, he told her to go down the garden to the shed and "fetch a bag of coal"

when she got back, he said "not that one" she went back and swapped it,

as she got back to the house he asked "Are you warm yet?"

That's coil, not coal, coit, not coat in South Yorkshire. Tis a very strange language.

scimmy_man · « **Reply #13 on:** 21 January 2020, 20:42:29 »

I did my HNC at Barnsley, the first day, I didnt undarstand a word anyone was saying,

8 miles from home, and I worked at Hemsworth.

a short language course and I was fine.

STEMO · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 January 2020, 20:50:46 »

Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 20:42:29

I did my HNC at Barnsley, the first day, I didnt undarstand a word anyone was saying,
8 miles from home, and I worked at Hemsworth.

a short language course and I was fine.

Coming from Hemsworth, you must have crossed to the dark side just before Brierley. Did you not feel the atmosphere change?

scimmy_man · « **Reply #15 on:** 21 January 2020, 23:08:02 »

I could see the dark clouds

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #16 on:** 21 January 2020, 23:17:14 »

The following may well explain it...

https://www.wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-uk-wired-explains

A solution may well be to register for the subscription sites. Probably best not to use her credit card though

deviator · « **Reply #17 on:** 22 January 2020, 12:50:08 »

Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 21 January 2020, 23:17:14

The following may well explain it...

https://www.wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-uk-wired-explains

A solution may well be to register for the subscription sites. Probably best not to use her credit card though

I thought that had been canned? Yep....
https://www.wired.co.uk/article/uk-porn-block-law-cancelled
Same website, same date of publication. Idiots

On a slight side note, but one that may have some relevance here due to the average age of the visitors

......
It's a Fox website, but I will say (just in case it's not obvious) This is probably not safe for work.
Deaf man is suing Porn Hub

scimmy_man · « **Reply #18 on:** 22 January 2020, 13:03:42 »

what next, blind man wants tactile porn hub?

aaronjb · « **Reply #19 on:** 22 January 2020, 13:12:07 »

Quote from: scimmy_man on 22 January 2020, 13:03:42

what next, blind man wants tactile porn hub?

I believe we call those "Escorts"

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 January 2020, 16:41:47 »

Quote from: aaronjb on 22 January 2020, 13:12:07

Quote from: scimmy_man on 22 January 2020, 13:03:42
what next, blind man wants tactile porn hub?

I believe we call those "Escorts"

.......or the fat lass from the chip shop with blotchy legs who needs a little extra money.

STEMO · « **Reply #21 on:** 22 January 2020, 16:46:04 »

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 January 2020, 16:41:47

Quote from: aaronjb on 22 January 2020, 13:12:07
Quote from: scimmy_man on 22 January 2020, 13:03:42
what next, blind man wants tactile porn hub?

I believe we call those "Escorts"

.......or the fat lass from the chip shop with blotchy legs who needs a little extra money.

Do you live inside the Viz?

Sir Tigger KC · « **Reply #22 on:** 22 January 2020, 17:08:12 »

Quote from: aaronjb on 22 January 2020, 13:12:07

Quote from: scimmy_man on 22 January 2020, 13:03:42
what next, blind man wants tactile porn hub?

I believe we call those "Escorts"

We?

As in the Royal We?

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #23 on:** 22 January 2020, 17:21:48 »

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 22 January 2020, 17:08:12

Quote from: aaronjb on 22 January 2020, 13:12:07
Quote from: scimmy_man on 22 January 2020, 13:03:42
what next, blind man wants tactile porn hub?

I believe we call those "Escorts"

We?

As in the Royal We?

Aaron is very posh.

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