Not in the least bit surprised, there was enough juice to crank the engine so the ECU and other bits would be ok.
So to summarise, the engine does not crank, if you bridge the starter solenoid, it cranks but does not fire.
It points at an inhibit somewhere.
So first thing, with ignition on, can you hear the fuel pump running for a short period of time?
Can you see if you are getting a spark with ignition on and bridging the starter solenoid to get the engine to crank?
Have you managed to get the diag kit to communicate yet?
To check for a spark, I moved the car back over the pit, I removed the plug stick (or coilpack, whatever it's called), stuck two plugs in it and reconnected the connector. Wife walked into the garage. I opened the boot, to find the fuel pump, to listen for it; couldn't see it. Anyway, to show her what I wanted her to do, I turned the ignition key too far, and to my surprise the engine cranked. That surprised me! Also the fuel gauge showed the tank more than half full. I removed the plugs from the plug stick, replaced the plug stick on the plugs. I turned on the ignition 2 clicks. Fuel gauge again sprang to life and showed half full. I turned the key to crank and the engine started. After half a minute I left it idling and went indoors. After a minute I checked again. Engine was not running. I turned the ignition off and on again - fuel gauge now dead. Turned the key to crank - engine did not crank.
I wrote the above. I again removed the coil pack and inserted 2 plugs. I turned ignition two clicks; fuel gauge showed half full. I reported to wife, complaining the car was now mocking me.
I replaced the coil pack. Turned on ignition two clicks - fuel gauge showed half full. Switched off.
Waited 10 minutes - replaced key turned 2 clicks - fuel gauge half full.
Waited 10 minutes - replaced key turned 2 clicks = fuel gauge half full. Cranked starter, engine started, ran for a minute then stopped.
In answer to your questions, I have not yet heard the fuel pump, but now know it is beneath the rear seat cushion. I have not seen sparks, but there must be some. I have not yet any diagnostics, my diagnoser does not seem to work on this Vectra or my other Vectra, though it works fine on the 2006 Astra.
I will try again later, to see if it works without removal of the plug stick. I find this new data encouraging, and it must help.