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I've bought a new chainsaw.
« on: 21 July 2014, 13:44:14 »
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #1 on: 21 July 2014, 14:36:55 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 July 2014, 13:44:14
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Make sure you lock that Saw away at night  ::) ;D ;D
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #2 on: 21 July 2014, 14:38:18 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 July 2014, 13:44:14
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Are you working your way through the family?  ;D
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #3 on: 21 July 2014, 14:46:09 »
Quote from: Lagondanet on 21 July 2014, 14:38:18
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 July 2014, 13:44:14
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Are you working your way through the family?  ;D

He's not allowed near her let alone through her :D :D :D
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #4 on: 21 July 2014, 14:47:18 »
She will be giving you a sex change with it if so reads this thread  ::)

Anybody got her number  :D :D
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #5 on: 21 July 2014, 15:18:48 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 July 2014, 13:44:14
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Just for you Opti ;D ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #6 on: 21 July 2014, 18:55:37 »
Quote from: henryd on 21 July 2014, 15:18:48
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 July 2014, 13:44:14
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Just for you Opti ;D ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg


Women's clothing?.......I must try that, Henry. ::) ::) ;)
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #7 on: 21 July 2014, 19:09:04 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 July 2014, 18:55:37
Quote from: henryd on 21 July 2014, 15:18:48
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 July 2014, 13:44:14
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Just for you Opti ;D ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg


Women's clothing?.......I must try that, Henry. ::) ::) ;)

You mean you haven't already :D :D :D ;)
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #8 on: 21 July 2014, 19:56:17 »
Quote from: henryd on 21 July 2014, 19:09:04
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 July 2014, 18:55:37
Quote from: henryd on 21 July 2014, 15:18:48
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 July 2014, 13:44:14
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Just for you Opti ;D ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg


Women's clothing?.......I must try that, Henry. ::) ::) ;)

You mean you haven't already :D :D :D ;)

....just red stilettos's so far. :)
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #9 on: 21 July 2014, 22:48:53 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 July 2014, 13:44:14
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*
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I guess you are quite confident that Mrs Opti the third is not going to read this............ :D :D
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #10 on: 21 July 2014, 22:50:12 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 July 2014, 13:44:14
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

can I borrow it after you've finished with it?  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #11 on: 21 July 2014, 22:55:46 »
Quote from: Andy B on 21 July 2014, 22:50:12
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 July 2014, 13:44:14
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

can I borrow it after you've finished with it?  ::) ::) ::)

The chainsaw or the sister in law?  ???  :-\  ;D
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #12 on: 21 July 2014, 23:01:26 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 21 July 2014, 22:55:46
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The chainsaw or the sister in law?  ???  :-\  ;D

Definitely the chainsaw .......  ;)
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #13 on: 23 July 2014, 08:20:31 »
Getting worried now , mr opti's not been replying for a while
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #14 on: 24 July 2014, 23:33:11 »
Didn't Hollywood get a Texan to product several instructional films on effective ways to use a chainsaw. ::) :o :P ;D
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #15 on: 25 July 2014, 00:26:31 »
Quote from: Emd on 23 July 2014, 08:20:31
Getting worried now , mr opti's not been replying for a while

Nor has her sister............... :o :o
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #16 on: 25 July 2014, 10:48:01 »
Quote from: Vamps on 25 July 2014, 00:26:31
Quote from: Emd on 23 July 2014, 08:20:31
Getting worried now , mr opti's not been replying for a while

Nor has her sister............... :o :o

Just to 'muddy the waters' a little, Mrs Opti's mother was a fine looking woman in her day. ::) ::) ;)
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« Reply #17 on: 25 July 2014, 11:24:42 »
Have you got some pictures to share with us of the women we here of  ::) :P
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #18 on: 25 July 2014, 12:00:11 »
Quote from: Emd on 25 July 2014, 11:24:42
Have you got some pictures to share with us of the women we here of  ::) :P

Naked or with their clothes on, Mr Emd?
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #19 on: 25 July 2014, 12:26:14 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 25 July 2014, 12:00:11
Quote from: Emd on 25 July 2014, 11:24:42
Have you got some pictures to share with us of the women we here of  ::) :P

Naked or with their clothes on, Mr Emd?

Depends on whos looking and how sharp that chainsaw is  ::) ;D
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Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
« Reply #20 on: 25 July 2014, 12:28:54 »
Quote from: Emd on 25 July 2014, 12:26:14
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 25 July 2014, 12:00:11
Quote from: Emd on 25 July 2014, 11:24:42
Have you got some pictures to share with us of the women we here of  ::) :P

Naked or with their clothes on, Mr Emd?

Depends on whos looking and how sharp that chainsaw is  ::) ;D

The chainsaw is sharp enough to slice the knackers off any peeping toms. :D :D ;)
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