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General Discussion Area / Was nearly a millionaire

« on: 05 August 2010, 14:43:10 »

Just spotted an email from Camelot to tell me I had 5 numbers last night..............£ 1,697

Made up as it makes life a bit easier in the short term but the real pisser is that I had the 6th number on the line below  . Never happy or what?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Bad habits 2

« on: 03 August 2010, 15:13:54 »

I cant blow my nose, so I twist some toilet roll to clean the cavitys out, tis a bugga when the long sticky one dont wanna let go. 

Why not ...Skrunts?

Brain damage/operation from years ago

Lobotomy???

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General Discussion Area / Bad habits 2

« on: 03 August 2010, 11:50:35 »

Yes I scratch but have a more offensive bad habit.....doing my toenails with a dremel knocks the missus sick.

Can anyone outgross me?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Man Flu

« on: 01 August 2010, 13:00:33 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ

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General Discussion Area / Re: dated omega?....

« on: 30 July 2010, 13:11:57 »

I think it's a great design but take the point that the black door strips look a bit pants now, I put facelift ones + rear bumper on mine and colour coded the front bumper.


Car design goes in circles, square vectra and focus to the softer ones we have now.

Omegas rule!!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Cars driven by wakners

« on: 27 July 2010, 19:47:20 »

Escort convertible
MX-5

Seem to remember a couple of OOFers having these ?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Cars driven by wakners

« on: 27 July 2010, 19:25:15 »

Drivers are double wakners so worth mentioning twice!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Cars driven by wakners

« on: 27 July 2010, 19:07:00 »

Audi Q7

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General Discussion Area / Re: If - Gumball Rally

« on: 27 July 2010, 12:11:02 »

Ford RS 200 in evolution spec: 600 BHP

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General Discussion Area / Re: Check out my plums

« on: 25 July 2010, 10:24:18 »

They look poisonous to me. Try one and see.

ive heard he is an expert with that pencil..

I am indeed an expert at picking bogies with it!

They have a single stone in not pips, Wine sounds interesting!!!

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General Discussion Area / Check out my plums

« on: 24 July 2010, 15:30:28 »

perhaps not what you were expecting!!

I have tons of these little Damson/plum type thing on a tree in my garden and wondered if any oofers could identify which type they are and what the hell I can make out of them.. seems a shame to let them all rot like every other year .

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General Discussion Area / Re: Is it just my age...

« on: 23 July 2010, 21:16:13 »

Specsavers......Now!

Minging

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General Discussion Area / Re: I've forgotton.....

« on: 18 July 2010, 19:22:48 »

Talking of bottoms, I see DLK is online.

Is that what you think about when you see DLK is online, his bottom

Of course. He talks out of it you know.

Pot, kettle   

Look out the window, someone is pinching your wheels.....probably.

Spoken like a true ex-pat !!! you off round to Cilla Blacks for a G+T

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General Discussion Area / Re: I've forgotton.....

« on: 18 July 2010, 19:11:22 »

Talking of bottoms, I see DLK is online.

Is that what you think about when you see DLK is online, his bottom

Of course. He talks out of it you know.

Pot, kettle   

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General Discussion Area / Re: I've forgotton.....

« on: 18 July 2010, 18:55:06 »

Are your eyes watering?

LMAO