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[STEMO]

It had 20,000 on it when I bought it 20 months ago. Don't know where the fick I've been. 
30,000 miles, two MOT's, two services, four tyres. I'm happy with that.

[dave the builder]

It had 20,000 on it when I bought it 20 months ago. Don't know where the fick I've been. 
30,000 miles, two MOT's, two services, four tyres. I'm happy with that.

Time to hand you licence in if your alzheimer's is that bad Uncle Stemo 

at that rate of mileage (1500 per month), in 3 years your astra will be worn out,need expensive repair, time to sell to Terry 

[STEMO]

It had 20,000 on it when I bought it 20 months ago. Don't know where the fick I've been. 
30,000 miles, two MOT's, two services, four tyres. I'm happy with that.

Time to hand you licence in if your alzheimer's is that bad Uncle Stemo 

at that rate of mileage (1500 per month), in 3 years your astra will be worn out,need expensive repair, time to sell to Terry 

I've decided to keep this one until I properly kill it, I've wasted enough money unnecessarily changing cars. If only Gixer had hung around long enough to hear me say that.

[New POD]

It had 20,000 on it when I bought it 20 months ago. Don't know where the fick I've been. 
30,000 miles, two MOT's, two services, four tyres. I'm happy with that.

I'm assuming some Giffer spec one ?

[Sir Tigger KC]

It had 20,000 on it when I bought it 20 months ago. Don't know where the fick I've been. 
30,000 miles, two MOT's, two services, four tyres. I'm happy with that.

Time to hand you licence in if your alzheimer's is that bad Uncle Stemo 

at that rate of mileage (1500 per month), in 3 years your astra will be worn out,need expensive repair, time to sell to Terry 

I've decided to keep this one until I properly kill it, I've wasted enough money unnecessarily changing cars. If only Gixer had hung around long enough to hear me say that.

I expect he lurks... 

[STEMO]

It had 20,000 on it when I bought it 20 months ago. Don't know where the fick I've been. 
30,000 miles, two MOT's, two services, four tyres. I'm happy with that.

I'm assuming some Giffer spec one ?

Don't know what giffer spec means, but it's a 2014 2.0 diesel elite estate.

[STEMO]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

[dave the builder]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

keep us posted 
once a day updates will do Uncle Stemo 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

It's derv......get shot of it while you still can.

In Autocar magazine today a survey taken in April asked people what type of car they would buy next.

The result.....

52% Petrol
34% Hybrid/Electric
14% Derv.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

keep us posted 
once a day updates will do Uncle Stemo 

Regular updates on a dreary derv......

I'll be dangling from a rope by Sunday.

[STEMO]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

It's derv......get shot of it while you still can.

In Autocar magazine today a survey taken in April asked people what type of car they would buy next.

The result.....

52% Petrol
34% Hybrid/Electric
14% Derv.

Excellent, I'll get a good deal on my next one then

[STEMO]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

keep us posted 
once a day updates will do Uncle Stemo 

Regular updates on a dreary derv......

I'll be dangling from a rope by Sunday.

If I thought there was any chance of that happening, I'd be prepared to do hourly updates.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

keep us posted 
once a day updates will do Uncle Stemo 

Regular updates on a dreary derv......

I'll be dangling from a rope by Sunday.

If I thought there was any chance of that happening, I'd be prepared to do hourly updates.

I would haunt you from the 'other side'...

[STEMO]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

keep us posted 
once a day updates will do Uncle Stemo 

Regular updates on a dreary derv......

I'll be dangling from a rope by Sunday.

If I thought there was any chance of that happening, I'd be prepared to do hourly updates.

I would haunt you from the 'other side'...

There is no other side, or I'd be haunted daily by all the people I've driven to an early grave.
And those I've murdered.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

It's derv......get shot of it while you still can.

In Autocar magazine today a survey taken in April asked people what type of car they would buy next.

The result.....

52% Petrol
34% Hybrid/Electric
14% Derv.

Excellent, I'll get a good deal on my next one then

As you don't strike me as a petrol head or car nut would you consider a 'leccy' car?.

[STEMO]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

It's derv......get shot of it while you still can.

In Autocar magazine today a survey taken in April asked people what type of car they would buy next.

The result.....

52% Petrol
34% Hybrid/Electric
14% Derv.

Excellent, I'll get a good deal on my next one then

As you don't strike me as a petrol head or car nut would you consider a 'leccy' car?.

No. I'm not an air head, either.

[dave the builder]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

keep us posted 
once a day updates will do Uncle Stemo 

Regular updates on a dreary derv......

I'll be dangling from a rope by Sunday.

If I thought there was any chance of that happening, I'd be prepared to do hourly updates.

I would haunt you from the 'other side'...

the Ford mondeo owners club 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

keep us posted 
once a day updates will do Uncle Stemo 

Regular updates on a dreary derv......

I'll be dangling from a rope by Sunday.

If I thought there was any chance of that happening, I'd be prepared to do hourly updates.

I would haunt you from the 'other side'...

the Ford mondeo owners club 

I briefly owned a Jaguar Mondeo X-Type. It was shite.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

It's derv......get shot of it while you still can.

In Autocar magazine today a survey taken in April asked people what type of car they would buy next.

The result.....

52% Petrol
34% Hybrid/Electric
14% Derv.

Excellent, I'll get a good deal on my next one then

As you don't strike me as a petrol head or car nut would you consider a 'leccy' car?.

No. I'm not an air head, either.

It might just work if you have a home charger and never go further than the corner shop.

[dave the builder]

Put another 70 miles on it. 

keep us posted 
once a day updates will do Uncle Stemo 

Regular updates on a dreary derv......

I'll be dangling from a rope by Sunday.

If I thought there was any chance of that happening, I'd be prepared to do hourly updates.

I would haunt you from the 'other side'...

the Ford mondeo owners club 

I briefly owned a Jaguar Mondeo X-Type. It was shite.

so, technically,  at some point of your life  you where clinically dead 
no brain function
you've done well to spring back 

[Raeturbo]

I’ve owned an Astra g bi fuel 1.6 16v estate which I Frankensteined with second hand gas injectors from some Daewoo or other😂 I’ve had it five years and bought it on 65 000 it’s 135 000 now still going strong and gives me over 300 miles for £25  not trying. Best car I’ve ever had.