Erm...
Just 'on topic' - I've often thought about the money I've put into 'Pissy' . Almost none of which is in the 'maintenance' category, in fairness as it's all been in the 'getting her on the road and legal again' category. Only now I'm buying the things like Oil, filters, and starting to look at niggles, rattles, missing clips etc.. that we can safely call maintenance. I'm basically in her a grand - total. That's spread over 6 months, or £38 a week. For that I've got a car that's ...
Big
Spacious
Never let me down (so far
)
Has every electrical toy you can mention
Comfier than
anything I see driving around the roads near me
Shifts like a cat with hair removal cream shoved up it's bumhole
Returns
not much to the gallon - 20.4 average. All town driving. But my old man's super green save the whales Inginificant is doing only just under 25mpg, so I don't feel short-changed.
Rare
Metallic Black
Powerslides when the traction's off and it's on a wet, empty road.
Grips beautifully and safely with the TC on, no matter the weather
ABS
New, refurbished and safe brakes (front.... rears are pending
)
Parts like body panels which I can replace for a pittance, compared with any newer car. Go on car vandals - key her. I dare you. You may do as much as 40quidsworth of damage! Ha!
I'd never in all conscience say that we should
all be driving old cars; as clearly most people haven't got the time, skills or inclination to learn how to maintain a car properly. And that's fine, it's called choice and democracy. But for me, this is quite possibly the perfect car.