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Porn block.
« on: 21 January 2020, 16:38:41 »
Can't access anything even remotely naughty.

What the f*uck is going on?........Has Mary Whitehouse risen from the grave? :-\
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Re: Porn block.
« Reply #1 on: 21 January 2020, 16:57:59 »
Has Mrs Opti been at your laptop...again?
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Re: Porn block.
« Reply #2 on: 21 January 2020, 17:09:25 »
Quote from: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 16:57:59
Has Mrs Opti been at your laptop...again?

Apparently Pornhub was used 33 billion times last year. Only 7 billion on the planet. Somebody was busy.
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« Reply #3 on: 21 January 2020, 17:29:00 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 January 2020, 17:09:25
Quote from: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 16:57:59
Has Mrs Opti been at your laptop...again?

Apparently Pornhub was used 33 billion times last year. Only 7 billion on the planet. Somebody was busy.
Never heard of it.
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Re: Porn block.
« Reply #4 on: 21 January 2020, 17:33:07 »
Quote from: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 17:29:00
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 January 2020, 17:09:25
Quote from: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 16:57:59
Has Mrs Opti been at your laptop...again?

Apparently Pornhub was used 33 billion times last year. Only 7 billion on the planet. Somebody was busy.
Never heard of it.

Possibly not reached the uncivilised part of Barnsley yet. :)
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« Reply #5 on: 21 January 2020, 18:13:30 »
Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it :y
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« Reply #6 on: 21 January 2020, 18:20:20 »
Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 18:13:30
Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it :y

I think he is too old to indulge in 'pleasures of the flesh' :)
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« Reply #7 on: 21 January 2020, 18:27:47 »
Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 18:13:30
Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it :y
Nay lad, ne'er cast a clout till May is out.  ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 21 January 2020, 19:57:26 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 January 2020, 18:20:20
Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 18:13:30
Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it :y

I think he is too old to indulge in 'pleasures of the flesh' :)

just because he is on a diet dosen`t mean he cant look at the menu,
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« Reply #9 on: 21 January 2020, 19:57:59 »
Quote from: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 18:27:47
Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 18:13:30
Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it :y
Nay lad, ne'er cast a clout till May is out.  ;D

as in? get thi clarts off our lass
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« Reply #10 on: 21 January 2020, 20:09:37 »
Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 19:57:59
Quote from: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 18:27:47
Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 18:13:30
Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it :y
Nay lad, ne'er cast a clout till May is out.  ;D

as in? get thi clarts off our lass
Clarts off? Wi no coil for t'fire? Nay lad, nay.
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« Reply #11 on: 21 January 2020, 20:16:42 »
a mates wife said she was cold, he told her to go down the garden to the shed and "fetch a bag of coal"

when she got back, he said "not that one" she went back and swapped it,

as she got back to the house he asked "Are you warm yet?"
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« Reply #12 on: 21 January 2020, 20:26:15 »
Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 20:16:42
a mates wife said she was cold, he told her to go down the garden to the shed and "fetch a bag of coal"

when she got back, he said "not that one" she went back and swapped it,

as she got back to the house he asked "Are you warm yet?"
;D ;D
That's coil, not coal, coit, not coat in South Yorkshire. Tis a very strange language.
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« Reply #13 on: 21 January 2020, 20:42:29 »
I did my HNC at Barnsley, the first day, I didnt undarstand a word anyone was saying, :o
8 miles from home, and I worked at Hemsworth.

a short language course and I was fine.
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« Reply #14 on: 21 January 2020, 20:50:46 »
Quote from: scimmy_man on 21 January 2020, 20:42:29
I did my HNC at Barnsley, the first day, I didnt undarstand a word anyone was saying, :o
8 miles from home, and I worked at Hemsworth.

a short language course and I was fine.
Coming from Hemsworth, you must have crossed to the dark side just before Brierley. Did you not feel the atmosphere change?  ;D
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