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[TheBoy]

I've decided to social distance myself from you lot. Mainly because you all smell.

[Doctor Gollum]

OOF has smellovision?

It's worse than I thought...

[Doctor Gollum]

I would consider myself to generally antisocial anyway, so avoiding people is pretty easy. 

[STEMO]

I've decided to social distance myself from you lot. Mainly because you all smell.

IIRC, a sage young man once said on here, and I quote "Jammy smells of poo". So it's you, not us.

[Kevin Wood]

I've decided to social distance myself from you lot. Mainly because you all smell.

True enough. Mrs. KW's spicy veggie stew is the culprit, I suspect.

I have spend the evening dangling enough monitors around my desk that I can WFH for a while.

[dave the builder]

   

i see Avast are advertising anti VIRUS on friendface   


does it stop you getting covid 19  or covid 20 etc 

[Marks DTM Calib]

But how will Mrs TB social distance herself from you ?

[Rangie]

I love it just me & Buddy the Boxer dog out walking this morning in the middle of nowhere no others for miles, I have 3 good mates I've known for 40 years or more & as the saying goes " we would take a bullet for each other" and we almost have in the past! See each other on a regular basis & holiday together but this year will be different I feel, at least we have the internet to keep in touch.
Will miss the drinking sessions though.

[TheBoy]

But how will Mrs TB social distance herself from you ?

As she is now having to WFH, I banished her to the dining room, even though there is a spare desk in my home office.  Can't be dealing with her antagonising me all day

We won't miss the dining room table, seeing as for the last few weeks, we having been able to use it due to being a storage area for 4 of my RC planes

[Kevin Wood]

But how will Mrs TB social distance herself from you ?

As she is now having to WFH, I banished her to the dining room, even though there is a spare desk in my home office.  Can't be dealing with her antagonising me all day

We won't miss the dining room table, seeing as for the last few weeks, we having been able to use it due to being a storage area for 4 of my RC planes

Dining room tables aren't really for dining anyway, except at Christmas, maybe.

[Rangie]

But how will Mrs TB social distance herself from you ?

As she is now having to WFH, I banished her to the dining room, even though there is a spare desk in my home office.  Can't be dealing with her antagonising me all day

We won't miss the dining room table, seeing as for the last few weeks, we having been able to use it due to being a storage area for 4 of my RC planes

Dining room tables aren't really for dining anyway, except at Christmas, maybe.

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Very rarely use ours as you say Christmas being about it, always do our monthly accounts on it though wifey hasn't got a clue about finance .

[Andy B]

But how will Mrs TB social distance herself from you ?

As she is now having to WFH, I banished her to the dining room, even though there is a spare desk in my home office.  Can't be dealing with her antagonising me all day

We won't miss the dining room table, seeing as for the last few weeks, we having been able to use it due to being a storage area for 4 of my RC planes

Dining room tables aren't really for dining anyway, except at Christmas, maybe.

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Very rarely use ours as you say Christmas being about it, always do our monthly accounts on it though wifey hasn't got a clue about finance .

We sit at ours most nights 

[STEMO]

But how will Mrs TB social distance herself from you ?

As she is now having to WFH, I banished her to the dining room, even though there is a spare desk in my home office.  Can't be dealing with her antagonising me all day

We won't miss the dining room table, seeing as for the last few weeks, we having been able to use it due to being a storage area for 4 of my RC planes

Dining room tables aren't really for dining anyway, except at Christmas, maybe.

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Very rarely use ours as you say Christmas being about it, always do our monthly accounts on it though wifey hasn't got a clue about finance .

We sit at ours most nights 

And us. Every night, in fact.

[aaronjb]

Well, it is still the 1950s that far north, after all 

[TheBoy]

We try to use ours, as sat on the sofa with a tray, shovelling it in aint gonna be good for digestion.  Unless its a takeaway, which has to be eaten in that way, obviously.