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[STEMO]

Don't forget to put your clocks back tonight, don't want you being late/early for breakfast in the care home.

[dave the builder]

please remind me in 30 years time when I'm old
here in the institution ,the staff sort such things, so I get my meds on time   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'd rather be six feet under than sitting in a circle listening to Max Bygraves with a load of incontinent coffin dodgers.

[TD]

Errr isn't that tomorrow night?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Errr isn't that tomorrow night?

So it appears.

It looks like the senile old fart has got it wrong.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Errr isn't that tomorrow night?

So it appears.

It looks like the senile old fart has got it wrong.

Maybe they forgot to give poor old Uncle STEMO his meds in the care home! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Errr isn't that tomorrow night?

So it appears.

It looks like the senile old fart has got it wrong.

Maybe they forgot to give poor old Uncle STEMO his meds in the care home! 

It won't be long before his young wife has him quietly 'put away'.............It'll be for the best.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

He'll be putting petrol in the derv Astra next.

[STEMO]

Errr isn't that tomorrow night?

2am tomorrow, so it will have happened before you wake up. That's if you ever do wake up properly, Dave. 
Or any of you senile old fools. 

Don't forget now.

[Rods2]

All my clocks except the one in the bathroom use the rugby time signal and sort themselves out. I think STEMO's has to manually adjust his one clock and that only tells the time during daylight hours when the sun is shining. He has been thinking about stealing getting one of newfangled clockwork ones, but he doesn't trust such modern 16th century technology and will leave it for another century or two until it has matured.

Several of my digital clocks are also in/out door weather stations with a radio link from an outside module with this evening currently showing a cold 0.5degC 87% humidity, with a warm 20.1degC 52% humidity in my study/office.

[aaronjb]

MSF hasn't been broadcast from Rugby since 2007.. it comes from Cumbria, now.

[Kevin Wood]

Miffed to discover that my Jag needed a manual clock update.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Miffed to discover that my Jag needed a manual clock update.

Same here.......along with a driving mirror that doesn't move with the seats like an Omega.

[Raeturbo]

That reminds me, must check the strontium level in my main clock in the kitchen.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That reminds me, must check the strontium level in my main clock in the kitchen.

Clocks and time move more slowly  with speed. The clocks on the ISS measure time more slowly than those down on Earth.

Travel at very close to the speed of light and time almost stops completely.