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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.....the one where a group of young women are wet and ready for sex after spotting a red Astra in the car park. Based on the diet coke advert.

I wonder if the effect would be the same if the Astra was a planet-killing derv, driven by a senile old pensioner from a northern town who has only one friend in the whole wide world......an emaciated whippet.

[dave the builder]

The idea for that advert came from Vauxhall watching all the nubile ladies flocking round Uncle Stemo
Everyone knows sexy ladies know F*** all about engines 
that's why Uncle Stemo don't post so much on here anymore
too busy fighting off women desperate to have their way with him
he drives a Derv astra so that only he very fittest can catch up with him 
I believe the head of his harem is a marathon runner 

jealousy will get you know where Opti   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The idea for that advert came from Vauxhall watching all the nubile ladies flocking round Uncle Stemo
Everyone knows sexy ladies know F*** all about engines 
that's why Uncle Stemo don't post so much on here anymore
too busy fighting off women desperate to have their way with him
he drives a Derv astra so that only he very fittest can catch up with him 
I believe the head of his harem is a marathon runner 

jealousy will get you know where Opti   

Nah.....that'll be his carers, who are desperate for him to put his trousers on......not take them off.

[STEMO]

Cheeky barstewards 
That astra is exactly the same colour as wifey's. But, of course, hers is the more sensible option planet killing derv.

[dave the builder]

The idea for that advert came from Vauxhall watching all the nubile ladies flocking round Uncle Stemo
Everyone knows sexy ladies know F*** all about engines 
that's why Uncle Stemo don't post so much on here anymore
too busy fighting off women desperate to have their way with him
he drives a Derv astra so that only he very fittest can catch up with him 
I believe the head of his harem is a marathon runner 

jealousy will get you know where Opti   

Nah.....that'll be his carers, who are desperate for him to put his todger in......not brush them off.

FTFY
Admittedly ,some do dress as sexy nurses ,just to temp him 

[STEMO]

A couple of carers would be very welcome, thank you. One of them could take the fickin dog out in this constant, shitty weather, and the other could make me a fry up while I watch morning tv. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs

I believe these ladies are available on the NHS in the Barnsley area.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/jWoB3tVEKRk

It appears japan is in recession. ........and it is necessary to cut back on carer and nurse uniforms.

[STEMO]

https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs

I believe these ladies are available on the NHS in the Barnsley area.

Nah, these two

https://youtu.be/wyhiRh_7z9E

[dave the builder]

https://youtu.be/Ng0daQNAwZs

I believe these ladies are available on the NHS in the Barnsley area.

Nah, these two

https://youtu.be/wyhiRh_7z9E

not seen that in years