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[BazaJT]

For the Vignale spec Fords
Leather seats are buffed with ostrich feathers.......how would you know the difference?
Premium body colour paint...................what do the rest get?
Each one inspected by hand at a separate facility to ensure they meet the exacting standards of the Vignale spec......are the rest just thrown together and pushed out the factory doors?

[ronnyd]

Probably 

[Lizzie Zoom]

For the Vignale spec Fords
Leather seats are buffed with ostrich feathers.......how would you know the difference?
Premium body colour paint...................what do the rest get?
Each one inspected by hand at a separate facility to ensure they meet the exacting standards of the Vignale spec......are the rest just thrown together and pushed out the factory doors?

I thought for a minute you had said vaginal spec

Still that would guarantee a comfortable ride for any man, eh?

[BazaJT]

Lizzie as I'm a born again virgin I'm sure I don't know what you mean but I'm sure I should be shocked

[STEMO]

For the Vignale spec Fords
Leather seats are buffed with ostrich feathers.......how would you know the difference?
Premium body colour paint...................what do the rest get?
Each one inspected by hand at a separate facility to ensure they meet the exacting standards of the Vignale spec......are the rest just thrown together and pushed out the factory doors?

Sounds like bollix to me, Baza.

[BazaJT]

I suppose they have to put summat in the brochures/publicity blurb to try to justify the £2000 odd extra cost over the Titanium spec.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well......everyone knows that the Vectra was thrown together by any old worker.

Equally true is the fact that each  Signum is hand crafted by the very best. Each magnificent motor car then buffed to a mirror shine with the breasts of Japanese virgins.

 

[STEMO]

Well......everyone knows that the Vectra was thrown together by any old worker.

Equally true is the fact that each  Signum is hand crafted by the very best. Each magnificent motor car then buffed to a mirror shine with the breasts of Japanese virgins.

Such a shame, that after going to all that trouble, it turned out to be a dog. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well......everyone knows that the Vectra was thrown together by any old worker.

Equally true is the fact that each  Signum is hand crafted by the very best. Each magnificent motor car then buffed to a mirror shine with the breasts of Japanese virgins.

Such a shame, that after going to all that trouble, it turned out to be a dog.

The all conquering Signum a dog.....

You should be flogged, Sir.

[TheBoy]

Well......everyone knows that the Vectra was thrown together by any old worker.

Equally true is the fact that each  Signum is hand crafted by the very best. Each magnificent motor car then buffed to a mirror shine with the breasts of Japanese virgins.

Such a shame, that after going to all that trouble, it turned out to be a dog.

The all conquering Signum a dog.....

You should be flogged, Sir.

The Barnsley Boy is right - they take the worse chassis they could find (Vectra-C) and proceed to ruin an already crap car.

[tunnie]

Well......everyone knows that the Vectra was thrown together by any old worker.

Equally true is the fact that each  Signum is hand crafted by the very best. Each magnificent motor car then buffed to a mirror shine with the breasts of Japanese virgins.

Such a shame, that after going to all that trouble, it turned out to be a dog.

The all conquering Signum a dog.....

You should be flogged, Sir.

The Barnsley Boy is right - they take the worse chassis they could find (Vectra-C) and proceed to ruin an already crap car.

The phrase “you can’t polish a turd” is actually not true for the Signum. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Well......everyone knows that the Vectra was thrown together by any old worker.

Equally true is the fact that each  Signum is hand crafted by the very best. Each magnificent motor car then buffed to a mirror shine with the breasts of Japanese virgins.

Such a shame, that after going to all that trouble, it turned out to be a dog.

The all conquering Signum a dog.....

You should be flogged, Sir.

The Barnsley Boy is right - they take the worse chassis they could find (Vectra-C) and proceed to ruin an already crap car.

Vectra C is only a crap chassis if you are incapable of driving it

[TheBoy]

Vectra C is only a crap chassis if you are incapable of driving it

No matter who you are, its a crap chassis.  Thats not to say its not a hoot to drive (with a 3.2 in it), because it is. But it still needs you to through lock on, and get around the corner by varying the throttle.

In reality, the 2.0DTi is probably its ideal engine, as the 120bhp 1.9CDTi is a bit too lairy for it

[Sir Tigger KC]

Well......everyone knows that the Vectra was thrown together by any old worker.

Equally true is the fact that each  Signum is hand crafted by the very best. Each magnificent motor car then buffed to a mirror shine with the breasts of Japanese virgins.

Such a shame, that after going to all that trouble, it gets driven by an old dog. 

    

[Shackeng]

Vectra C is only a crap chassis if you are incapable of driving it

No matter who you are, its a crap chassis.  Thats not to say its not a hoot to drive (with a 3.2 in it), because it is. But it still needs you to through lock on, and get around the corner by varying the throttle.

In reality, the 2.0DTi is probably its ideal engine, as the 120bhp 1.9CDTi is a bit too lairy for it

I find that with the 240PS in the Mondeo, it can't handle the power properly on take-off, but OK in a straight line, and getting the power right when pressing on in corners is 'interesting'.