With regards to the auto box there is no dipstick and has an internal level sensor, The noise that you have when the engine is cold is the secondary air pump running and will shut down after a min or two. This system is designed to pump air into the cylinders to help the cats get up to temp quickly thus improveing the life of the cats. If the noise becomes unduly bad then you can simply unplug the pump which is under the bumper near the horns on the pass side. It makes very little difference to the running of the car.
Sorry, but a 2.2 doesnt have one
The noise could be the exhaust manifold.......do you get a ticking noise when started from cold?
what you need to do really......is reconnect the lambda sensors, clear the ecu codes, because you will have introduced some false ones......then try to start......then see which codes come back....and post them on here for suggestions as to whats the matter
re the check oil level....and the level is ok.......theres a sensor in the sump.......mine plays up too.....also when the level is ok....so replacing the sensor will probably cure it.