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Re: Jag XF Sportbrake
« Reply #75 on: 08 November 2019, 13:29:10 »

The obvious solution for Merc would have been to design the mirror properly, as Opel did back in the early 90s.

Jaguar I'll excuse, seeing as they can't even get a clock to update. A mirror is simply too far for them ;D

Amen to that. The auto dipping mirror in the XE is completely pants. Doesn't auto adjust, as discussed, and only after someone with misaligned headlights has been following you for about 10 minutes does it allow you to be dazzled with light with a slightly green tint instead. >:(

How hard is it just to give me a little lever to dip the mirror myself at night? >:(
Mine dips fine, no issues there. As do both door mirrors.

My solution is to just ban Mrs TB from using it.  But with 2 Vauxhalls and a Jag, I can often guarantee we are struggling for working cars ;D
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Re: Jag XF Sportbrake
« Reply #76 on: 08 November 2019, 13:29:54 »

Certainly the 20way seats in my one, also available in the XF, were more comfortable than any Zaf I've been in, though maybe I got the setting just right :)

But your short arse, properly sized people like me at 6ft5 find most seats lacking in thigh support.

The extending front part in the SRI trim, are very comfortable and supportive.
No, Lanky, I'm normal. In every way.

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Yet you don't fancy the arse off Shami C. :)
Nobody sane does.  A true minger.
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Re: Jag XF Sportbrake
« Reply #77 on: 08 November 2019, 14:23:16 »

Certainly the 20way seats in my one, also available in the XF, were more comfortable than any Zaf I've been in, though maybe I got the setting just right :)

But your short arse, properly sized people like me at 6ft5 find most seats lacking in thigh support.

The extending front part in the SRI trim, are very comfortable and supportive.
No, Lanky, I'm normal. In every way.

;D

Yet you don't fancy the arse off Shami C. :)
Nobody sane does.  A true minger.

I fancy her although I'm far from sane. :)

I believe I could cure her of her feminism. :)
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Re: Jag XF Sportbrake
« Reply #78 on: 08 November 2019, 14:34:20 »

Certainly the 20way seats in my one, also available in the XF, were more comfortable than any Zaf I've been in, though maybe I got the setting just right :)

But your short arse, properly sized people like me at 6ft5 find most seats lacking in thigh support.

The extending front part in the SRI trim, are very comfortable and supportive.
No, Lanky, I'm normal. In every way.

;D

Yet you don't fancy the arse off Shami C. :)
Nobody sane does.  A true minger.

I fancy her although I'm far from sane. :)

I believe I could cure her of her feminism. :)
Doubt it. One look at your grotesque dial and she'll be off men forever.  ;D
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Re: Jag XF Sportbrake
« Reply #79 on: 08 November 2019, 15:16:21 »

Certainly the 20way seats in my one, also available in the XF, were more comfortable than any Zaf I've been in, though maybe I got the setting just right :)

But your short arse, properly sized people like me at 6ft5 find most seats lacking in thigh support.

The extending front part in the SRI trim, are very comfortable and supportive.
No, Lanky, I'm normal. In every way.

;D

Yet you don't fancy the arse off Shami C. :)
Nobody sane does.  A true minger.

I fancy her although I'm far from sane. :)

I believe I could cure her of her feminism. :)
Doubt it. One look at your grotesque dial and she'll be off men forever.  ;D

You have a point. Perhaps a gimp mask would help. :)
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Re: Jag XF Sportbrake
« Reply #80 on: 08 November 2019, 15:19:53 »

Certainly the 20way seats in my one, also available in the XF, were more comfortable than any Zaf I've been in, though maybe I got the setting just right :)

But your short arse, properly sized people like me at 6ft5 find most seats lacking in thigh support.

The extending front part in the SRI trim, are very comfortable and supportive.
No, Lanky, I'm normal. In every way.

;D

Yet you don't fancy the arse off Shami C. :)
Nobody sane does.  A true minger.

I fancy her although I'm far from sane. :)

I believe I could cure her of her feminism. :)
Doubt it. One look at your grotesque dial and she'll be off men forever.  ;D

You have a point. Perhaps a gimp mask would help. :)
Just a common or garden bag over the head might do it  ;D
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Re: Jag XF Sportbrake
« Reply #81 on: 08 November 2019, 16:44:01 »

Certainly the 20way seats in my one, also available in the XF, were more comfortable than any Zaf I've been in, though maybe I got the setting just right :)

But your short arse, properly sized people like me at 6ft5 find most seats lacking in thigh support.

The extending front part in the SRI trim, are very comfortable and supportive.
No, Lanky, I'm normal. In every way.

;D

Yet you don't fancy the arse off Shami C. :)
Nobody sane does.  A true minger.

I fancy her although I'm far from sane. :)

I believe I could cure her of her feminism. :)
Doubt it. One look at your grotesque dial and she'll be off men forever.  ;D

You have a point. Perhaps a gimp mask would help. :)
Just a common or garden bag over the head might do it  ;D

I'll need something. Unfortunately I'm not blessed with movie star good looks, like your average scouser. :)
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Re: Jag XF Sportbrake
« Reply #82 on: 08 November 2019, 16:45:04 »

Actually, Doddy was a scouser and he had no trouble 'pulling the birds'.... :)
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« Reply #83 on: 08 November 2019, 16:47:11 »

Actually, Doddy was a scouser and he had no trouble 'pulling the birds'.... :)
It was his tickling stick what did it  :)
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« Reply #84 on: 08 November 2019, 16:48:05 »

Jag XF to Asian drug dealers to Ken Dodd via Shami Chakerabati  ;D

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Re: Jag XF Sportbrake
« Reply #85 on: 08 November 2019, 16:50:17 »

Actually, Doddy was a scouser and he had no trouble 'pulling the birds'.... :)
It was his tickling stick what did it  :)

I thought it was the size of his dickey mint that impressed the girls. ::)
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« Reply #86 on: 08 November 2019, 17:16:20 »

Actually, Doddy was a scouser and he had no trouble 'pulling the birds'.... :)
It was his tickling stick what did it  :)

I thought it was the size of his dickey mint that impressed the girls. ::)
Nah. Dickey Mint was a Diddyman.
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Re: Jag XF Sportbrake
« Reply #87 on: 08 November 2019, 18:33:58 »

Certainly the 20way seats in my one, also available in the XF, were more comfortable than any Zaf I've been in, though maybe I got the setting just right :)

But your short arse, properly sized people like me at 6ft5 find most seats lacking in thigh support.

The extending front part in the SRI trim, are very comfortable and supportive.
No, Lanky, I'm normal. In every way.

;D

Yet you don't fancy the arse off Shami C. :)
Nobody sane does.  A true minger.

I fancy her although I'm far from sane. :)

I believe I could cure her of her feminism. :)
Doubt it. One look at your grotesque dial and she'll be off men forever.  ;D

You have a point. Perhaps a gimp mask would help. :)
Just a common or garden bag over the head might do it  ;D

I'll need something. Unfortunately I'm not blessed with movie star good looks, like your average scouser. :)

Perhaps you could borrow Tigger's Marina and take her for a "ride" in it. ;D
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Re: Jag XF Sportbrake
« Reply #88 on: 08 November 2019, 23:26:40 »

No bleddy lefties in my car thank you very much!   >:(

And I don't care how 'progressive'  they are!  :D
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Re: Jag XF Sportbrake
« Reply #89 on: 09 November 2019, 10:06:53 »

No bleddy lefties in my car thank you very much!   >:(

And I don't care how 'progressive'  they are!  :D

Getting choosy these days, I see! I thought the only criterion was sufficient cider consumption... ;D
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