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[BazaJT]

All the beans used for baked beans are imported into the country,however the University of Warwick are harvesting the first ever crop of such beans grown in this country.The signs so far -although further testing is required to see how they fare in the canning process etc-are positive.So pretty soon we could go some way towards being more self sufficient-at least as far as baked beans go

[TheBoy]

Where will we grow them?  We are destroying our countryside in order to build houses, useless rail projects and warehousing.

As ever, the solution to being more self sufficient is the cull

[Andy B]

I heard that this morning. They'll need to grow a lot of beans .... 

[Andy B]

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As ever, the solution to being more self sufficient is the cull

 

[BazaJT]

Yep TB I can see where you're coming from.An ever increasing population needing more housing,the demand for ever more roads and a belief that somehow HS2 will be some sort of saviour instead of an expensive white elephant[can I say white these days ]on an ever shrinking[due to coastal erosion]island and something certainly has to give.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Heinz beans are soggy shite. Mr Beanz has the power to 'knock heads together' and get a change to the recipe.

[Andy B]

Heinz beans are soggy shite. Mr Beanz has the power to 'knock heads together' and get a change to the recipe.

Moi? I just twirl spanners .... 

[Sir Tigger KC]

What are these new beans to be called I wonder? 

Brit Beans? BREXIT Beans? Has Beans? 

Answers on a postcard or below please! 

[STEMO]

What are these new beans to be called I wonder? 

Brit Beans? BREXIT Beans? Has Beans? 

Answers on a postcard or below please! 

Jaime has the answer. Pulp all of the wastrels, can them and call them human beans. Beans...beings...geddit? 

[aaronjb]

What are these new beans to be called I wonder? 

Brit Beans? BREXIT Beans? Has Beans? 

Answers on a postcard or below please! 

Jaime has the answer. Pulp all of the wastrels, can them and call them human beans. Beans...beings...geddit? 

Soylent Beans, maybe?

[Doctor Gollum]

Mince pellets

[TheBoy]

Heinz beans are soggy shite.

Whilst I accept they are not the caviar that a Lord like you lives on, if you're going to eat a bean, it has to be Beanz. They are by far the best baked beans by some margin.  And given that I singlehandedly keep Heinz going, I do consider myself a bean connoisseur

[STEMO]

Heinz beans are soggy shite.

Whilst I accept they are not the caviar that a Lord like you lives on, if you're going to eat a bean, it has to be Beanz. They are by far the best baked beans by some margin.  And given that I singlehandedly keep Heinz going, I do consider myself a bean connoisseur

You and my son, Ben. He has them at least five times a week. Heinz for him.

[Andy B]

Heinz beans are soggy shite.

Whilst I accept they are not the caviar that a Lord like you lives on, if you're going to eat a bean, it has to be Beanz. They are by far the best baked beans by some margin.  And given that I singlehandedly keep Heinz going, I do consider myself a bean connoisseur

You and my son, Ben. He has them at least five times a week. Heinz for him.

 

[TheBoy]

Heinz beans are soggy shite.

Whilst I accept they are not the caviar that a Lord like you lives on, if you're going to eat a bean, it has to be Beanz. They are by far the best baked beans by some margin.  And given that I singlehandedly keep Heinz going, I do consider myself a bean connoisseur

You and my son, Ben. He has them at least five times a week. Heinz for him.

Good on him.  Beanz are good for you.  Even if he does only have them 5 times a week

My last portion of Beanz was 3hrs ago