Little bro and Mum live next door to each other.
The other night, whilst having a puff, bro's missus saw people down near his outbuildings, and shouted at them, when the scarpered. Police turned up, but seemingly they'd gone. Police got called away to a nearby disturbance, so left. Bro spent about 45mins trying to get the images of the cctv, then decided to go and better secure his tools and machinery, and also Mums. But in that 45mins, they'd done Mum's outbuildings over, taking mowers, including ride on, and tools
I hope the 3 wankstains burn slowly in hell, painfully.