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Intelligence and Inevitability
« on: 06 June 2015, 19:57:48 »
I believe the definition of intelligence is the ability to learn from mistakes. So when you learnt a year ago that the dirt blaster removes the paint if closer that about 18", an intelligent person wouldn't do the same today.

After washing the car, just after putting the pressure washer away, the inevitable happened. A flock of albatross running heavy on chicken vindaloo used it for target practice.
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #1 on: 06 June 2015, 20:02:43 »
So, your expecting the car never to get dirty again, just because you washed it? Or, to never put the jet wash away?

Poo and car paint, are magnetic. Much like your farm yard just before I work on the underside of your car. Which clearly, given your statement means I should never work on your car again, as that would just be bloody stupid. ;D
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #2 on: 06 June 2015, 20:14:57 »
It was the timing. I'd done the job, wheeled the karcher back to its home, walked back out to coil the hose up...  ...less than 1 minute, probably 30s.
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #3 on: 06 June 2015, 20:32:39 »
(Snigger)
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #4 on: 06 June 2015, 20:35:53 »
It always rains just after I've finished washing my car.



No... REALLY....  like A L W A Y S   :(
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #5 on: 06 June 2015, 20:41:53 »
Last week I collected a Maserati from the local dealer to return it to the customer. While we were standing there doing the admin something the size of a 747* covered it in shit. So I had to wait another 15minutes while the valeter cleaned the car again.






*that might be a slight exageration
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #6 on: 06 June 2015, 21:02:56 »
 :D :D :D :D
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #7 on: 06 June 2015, 21:21:17 »
;D might of over stated that a touch Nick ;D
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #8 on: 06 June 2015, 21:27:48 »
Top tip: Buy a car the same colour as bird shit  :y
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #9 on: 06 June 2015, 21:29:58 »
Quote from: STMO on 06 June 2015, 21:27:48
Top tip: Buy a car the same colour as bird shit  :y

Your birds are sir puppies up your way Steve ;D
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #10 on: 06 June 2015, 21:30:49 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 06 June 2015, 21:29:58
Quote from: STMO on 06 June 2015, 21:27:48
Top tip: Buy a car the same colour as bird shit  :y

Your birds are sir puppies up your way Steve ;D
Sir puppies? Hmmmmmm....... :-\
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #11 on: 06 June 2015, 21:40:20 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 06 June 2015, 21:21:17
;D might of over stated that a touch Nick ;D


Well, a lot of shit came out of it :o
And even though the car was white, I think the customer would have noticed.
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #12 on: 06 June 2015, 21:43:03 »
Quote from: STMO on 06 June 2015, 21:30:49
Quote from: chrisgixer on 06 June 2015, 21:29:58
Quote from: STMO on 06 June 2015, 21:27:48
Top tip: Buy a car the same colour as bird shit  :y

Your birds are sir puppies up your way Steve ;D
Sir puppies? Hmmmmmm....... :-\
Sick. Steve. Sick. Come on, i know you speak Jibs.
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #13 on: 06 June 2015, 21:45:02 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 06 June 2015, 21:43:03
Quote from: STMO on 06 June 2015, 21:30:49
Quote from: chrisgixer on 06 June 2015, 21:29:58
Quote from: STMO on 06 June 2015, 21:27:48
Top tip: Buy a car the same colour as bird shit  :y

Your birds are sir puppies up your way Steve ;D
Sir puppies? Hmmmmmm....... :-\
Sick. Steve. Sick. Come on, i know you speak Jibs.


....Jobs. ::) ;D
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Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
« Reply #14 on: 06 June 2015, 22:09:21 »
Yes. If you're gaypad makes a mistake, you'd think mine would realise and sort it out. Not so clever after all.
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