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[STEMO]

Just been having a laugh at Sheffield Council's memo to staff with regards to the holiday season. Things like no kissing under the mistletoe and no laughing out loud at funnies on the telly (yes, really)
Then I had my brainwave........two metre long Christmas crackers. Stay safe this Christmas with my elongated bangers. Gifts inside could include a fishing rod or a curtain pole. Reckon it's too late this year but, if the vaccine fails, I'll be on it by April.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Are the men still allowed to grope the girls at the Christmas party?

[Raeturbo]

Yes but only from two metres while wearing a mask

[STEMO]

Yes but only from two metres while wearing a mask

Two metres might be difficult but I can certainly dig my old gimp mask out.

[Raeturbo]

Mm stretch it a little bit

[Sir Tigger KC]

Are the men still allowed to grope the girls at the Christmas party?

Yes but these days you have to use one of these for Covid security.                                         

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Are the men still allowed to grope the girls at the Christmas party?

Yes but these days you have to use one of these for Covid security.                                         

I always found the drunken Christmas party presented an opportunity to snog the 'fat office bird' who I would steer well clear of for the other 364 days.

[ronnyd]

Are the men still allowed to grope the girls at the Christmas party?

Yes but these days you have to use one of these for Covid security.                                         

I always found the drunken Christmas party presented an opportunity to snog the 'fat office bird' who I would steer well clear of for the other 364 days.

You're a real smoothie 

[Rangie]

Had some great Xmas parties when I was in the Ambulance Service & it is true about nurses, they are very dirty..😃

[dave the builder]

Had some great Xmas parties when I was in the Ambulance Service & it is true about nurses, they are very dirty..😃

probably why Covid is so rife in hospitals 
I witnessed one take a tape measure out her bag recently, measure round someone's leg, then just put in back in her bag 

though i suspect you weren't talking hygiene and working Covid safe   

[Rangie]

Had some great Xmas parties when I was in the Ambulance Service & it is true about nurses, they are very dirty..😃

probably why Covid is so rife in hospitals 
I witnessed one take a tape measure out her bag recently, measure round someone's leg, then just put in back in her bag 

though i suspect you weren't talking hygiene and working Covid safe 

. 

Definitely not mate this was late seventies early eighties The Pill had been available for years !

[dave the builder]

well I was still a kid then 
I've played "doctors n nurses" since though   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

well I was still a kid then 
I've played "doctors n nurses" since though   

I think kids still play the game of 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours'........although I think they apply it more to their new phones and Xbox.

[Sir Tigger KC]

well I was still a kid then 
I've played "doctors n nurses" since though   

I think kids still play the game of 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours'........although I think they apply it more to their new phones and Xbox.

I think the kids these days are much more aware and are more likely to play games of "I'll put mine in yours.... " 

[dave the builder]

 
NOT during "lockdown" surely 
I've never owned an Xbox and my phone is old