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World's gone mad part 763
« on: 10 July 2018, 06:15:18 »

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44775937

This has nothing to do with punishment or rehabilitation, it's another way of 'managing' the overpopulated prisons. Prison really doesn't hold any fear with a lot of people these days although, I must admit, I wouldn't fancy it myself.
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Re: World's gone mad part 763
« Reply #1 on: 10 July 2018, 07:53:23 »

I know these days it's all about rehabilitation and not the hard labour of old but prison doesn't seem to be much of a deterrent anymore.They'll be getting waiters serving them their meals next!
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Re: World's gone mad part 763
« Reply #2 on: 10 July 2018, 08:18:04 »

What's next if phones don't work? A free supply of smack brought in by the friendly screw?
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Re: World's gone mad part 763
« Reply #3 on: 10 July 2018, 08:33:12 »

If they can't queue for the phone without having a punch up, surely the solution is to take away the phone, not give them more. ::)
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Re: World's gone mad part 763
« Reply #4 on: 10 July 2018, 08:43:10 »

I know a fella who's a bit of a nutter and a while back he got 50 hours community service for racially abusing a shopkeeper.  ::)

He only had to do 2 hours a week, which given that he dosn't work shouldn't be to much trouble, but apparently it was as he didn't bother to turn up and ended up going to prison for 2 weeks instead.

He had been inside a few times before and had no fear of going back, in fact I got the feeling that he didn't mind if he did. Probably saw it as a couple of weeks peace and quiet from his wife and kids.  ::)
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Re: World's gone mad part 763
« Reply #5 on: 10 July 2018, 09:49:30 »

What next ? Human rights to have a smart phone?
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Re: World's gone mad part 763
« Reply #6 on: 10 July 2018, 09:54:28 »

What's next if phones don't work? A free supply of smack brought in by the friendly screw?



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Re: World's gone mad part 763
« Reply #7 on: 10 July 2018, 09:59:02 »

I know a fella who's a bit of a nutter and a while back he got 50 hours community service for racially abusing a shopkeeper.  ::)

He only had to do 2 hours a week, which given that he dosn't work shouldn't be to much trouble, but apparently it was as he didn't bother to turn up and ended up going to prison for 2 weeks instead.

He had been inside a few times before and had no fear of going back, in fact I got the feeling that he didn't mind if he did. Probably saw it as a couple of weeks peace and quiet from his wife and kids.  ::)




 ;D    I've known a couple of associates over the years who think exactly like that  ::)

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