While Lord Opti is at home, SWIMBO has performed another Space-X style laptop launch where she has caught him with his collection of SIL pictures. The is no other entertainment in web-feet land where the chambermaid has the evening off all he can do is watch Sir Tigs personal Mighty Marina video.
The mustard yellow car is there somewhere, covered in a crush of nubile young girls, forget a Ferrari, all they want is the sexy raw power of the tiger, the 1300 Morris Marina. Lord Opti is stunned into silence & awe at the 100 yard queue of young girls who can't wait to get their hands on the tiger & his iconic car.
With a jolt, grunt, scowl & fart the laptop has landed straight on M'luds head as he stirs from his after lunch slumber. Where's the SIL, where's the Mighty Marina, where are all those young sexy girls? Nothing for it, he must find out. Teeth in, syrup on, walking stick in hand, the Lincs stud has awakened, no Mighty Marina, no nubile girls, only stroon pictures of the SIL & a broken laptop.
Still it was a good dream, now lets look on the Internet for prices for a tiger suit and for the Mighty 1300cc Morris Marina.