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Title: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 May 2019, 15:27:31
 I wanted a reasonable processor and SSD.

Found a 50 online voucher, so 549 including free delivery.

I await the OOF ritual slagging off....... :)

I hope it is robust enough to survive impact  with walls and floors.. ::)










https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/hp-pavilion-14-ce0505sa-14-intel-core-i7-laptop-256-gb-ssd-silver-10180942-pdt.html (https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/hp-pavilion-14-ce0505sa-14-intel-core-i7-laptop-256-gb-ssd-silver-10180942-pdt.html)
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: STEMO on 13 May 2019, 16:32:43
I'm really impressed that you spent more than a tenner. How's your Chinese phone going?  ;D
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 May 2019, 16:40:02
I'm really impressed that you spent more than a tenner. How's your Chinese phone going?  ;D

My phone is Microsoft and cost 55 from your mates at Barnsley council.

When I told them the box had been opened the very nice man let me have it for free.


Remember?..... :)
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: Sir Tigger QC on 13 May 2019, 16:57:01
What can possibly go wrong?  :)
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 May 2019, 17:08:37
What can possibly go wrong?  :)

Yes....an optimistic take on the world.... ;)
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: STEMO on 13 May 2019, 17:09:33
I'm really impressed that you spent more than a tenner. How's your Chinese phone going?  ;D

My phone is Microsoft and cost 55 from your mates at Barnsley council.

When I told them the box had been opened the very nice man let me have it for free.


Remember?..... :)
Ah, yes. That was the one after the 10 Chinese one.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: Sir Tigger QC on 13 May 2019, 17:13:05
What can possibly go wrong?  :)

Yes....an optimistic take on the world.... ;)

I have an old non working laptop that appears to be in good nick that you can have for a reasonable price, so you can leave it lying around in case Mrs Opti feels the need...  :)
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 May 2019, 17:13:11
I'm really impressed that you spent more than a tenner. How's your Chinese phone going?  ;D

My phone is Microsoft and cost 55 from your mates at Barnsley council.

When I told them the box had been opened the very nice man let me have it for free.


Remember?..... :)
Ah, yes. That was the one after the 10 Chinese one.


Yes.

Please try to keep up. :)
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: Auto Addict on 13 May 2019, 17:24:04
I wanted a reasonable processor and SSD.

Found a 50 online voucher, so 549 including free delivery.

I await the OOF ritual slagging off....... :)

I hope it is robust enough to survive impact  with walls and floors.. ::)










https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/hp-pavilion-14-ce0505sa-14-intel-core-i7-laptop-256-gb-ssd-silver-10180942-pdt.html (https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/hp-pavilion-14-ce0505sa-14-intel-core-i7-laptop-256-gb-ssd-silver-10180942-pdt.html)

Curry's? Never mind. :o
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 13 May 2019, 17:24:36
Does it cut grass Opti? ??? :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: Sir Tigger QC on 13 May 2019, 17:31:55
Does it cut grass Opti? ??? :D :D ;)

If Mrs Opti throws it low and hard enough then yes!  ;D
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 13 May 2019, 17:35:52
Does it cut grass Opti? ??? :D :D ;)

If Mrs Opti throws it low and hard enough then yes!  ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 May 2019, 17:39:38
Does it cut grass Opti? ??? :D :D ;)

If Mrs Opti throws it low and hard enough then yes!  ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D

The only up side to women with a ' bunny boiler ' mentality is that they are very good between the sheets.

Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: STEMO on 13 May 2019, 17:45:18
Yes. But as Groucho Marx once said "Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks".  :(
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: Sir Tigger QC on 13 May 2019, 20:35:13
Yes. But as Groucho Marx once said "Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks".  :(

As Lord Opti is from Lincolnsausageshire, he probably calls her duck as well!  ::)

" Alreet me dook, whas fer me tea then? "

Lord Opti hastily ducks flying laptop!  ;D
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: STEMO on 13 May 2019, 20:39:00
Yes. But as Groucho Marx once said "Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks".  :(

As Lord Opti is from Lincolnsausageshire, he probably calls her duck as well!  ::)

" Alreet me dook, whas fer me tea then? "

Lord Opti hastily ducks flying laptop!  ;D
Nah, 'me duck' is more the Black Country. He probably just calls her 'wife' or 'wench'.  ;D
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 13 May 2019, 21:14:58
You complete me Ho (https://youtu.be/P2sYRVhO9VA) :D
Title: Re: Just ordered a new laptop
Post by: TheBoy on 14 May 2019, 17:41:05
I wanted a reasonable processor and SSD.

Found a 50 online voucher, so 549 including free delivery.

I await the OOF ritual slagging off....... :)

I hope it is robust enough to survive impact  with walls and floors.. ::)










https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/hp-pavilion-14-ce0505sa-14-intel-core-i7-laptop-256-gb-ssd-silver-10180942-pdt.html (https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/hp-pavilion-14-ce0505sa-14-intel-core-i7-laptop-256-gb-ssd-silver-10180942-pdt.html)

Curry's? Never mind. :o
Its worse, its a Pavilion.

I give it 18 months.