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Messages - Mr Skrunts

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Hi, welcome to the forum.  :y

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Newbie Welcome Area / Re: New to forum
« on: 15 February 2019, 19:14:37 »
Hi, welcome to the forum.  :y

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Newbie Welcome Area / Re: Newbie Saying Hello To All
« on: 15 February 2019, 19:14:11 »
Hi, welcome to the forum.  :y

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Newbie Welcome Area / Re: Hello
« on: 15 February 2019, 19:13:46 »
Hi, welcome to the forum.  :y

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Newbie Welcome Area / Re: Newbie - checking in
« on: 15 February 2019, 19:13:19 »
Hi, welcome to the forum.  :y

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Newbie Welcome Area / Re: Hello: looking for an omega estate
« on: 15 February 2019, 19:12:46 »
Hi, welcome to the forum.  :y

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Newbie Welcome Area / Re: Hello everyone
« on: 15 February 2019, 19:12:14 »
Hi, welcome to the forum.  :y

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Newbie Welcome Area / Re: new to site
« on: 15 February 2019, 19:11:29 »
Hi, welcome to the forum.  :y

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Newbie Welcome Area / Re: Hi
« on: 15 February 2019, 19:09:50 »
Hi, welcome to the forum.  :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: First PC computers
« on: 31 December 2018, 14:37:29 »
Amstad 1640, Twin 5.25 drives, B&W Monitor, DMP 4000 printer and all for the bargain price of 999  ???

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 20 November 2018, 13:55:29 »
I was standin next to this bloke in the changing room at my local gym yesterday when a mobile phone rings. He was getting dry so he puts it on loudspeaker. I thought straightaway wot a smug bastard!

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the gym?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the Metro Centre now and found this beautiful leather coat.

It' s only 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2018 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking 950,000".

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this oppsin phone belongs to?"

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General Discussion Area / AGGGGGH - Building Societys
« on: 19 November 2018, 09:47:31 »
I started a Monthly saver account in Dec last year, was told all the details over the phone etc etc, the main pointa were I could make one withdrawal a year and paying any ammount I wanted upto a specific account. 8)

Just rung up to confirm the maturity date to make my annual withdrawal only to find out the account tranfers to a basic account for for future saving.
 :-\
Why do they all make a play on words rather than just telling the basics as it should be.  I was under the impression I could make the withdrawal and carry on, now it ends up creating yet annother account (will be the 7th with that BS . . . .WHY)     I need to chill. :-X

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Palm oli is in a hell of a lot of products.yŷ :o

Including the chip pans in a lot of chippy's up and down the country. :-\

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Mine gave me a warning that my mcafee licence had expired yesterday . . . . . funny thing is I dont have it installed. :-\

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General Discussion Area / Re: AA v others
« on: 31 October 2018, 13:15:32 »
I paid 225 last 2 years.

I have the whole kit apart from cover abroad inc the Garage repair cover on my Elite. :-X

Had to challenge them though as the renewal cost came in at 300+

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