Dropped wifey's astra at Vx and was given a stunning Vauxhall viva SE. Three pedal jobbie. It is tiny, slow, noisy, gutless and just totally unpleasant. Although the original viva wasn't anything special, they've got a cheek giving this piece of crap the same name.
I heard their spokesman saying on the news that the conservatives were not to be trusted because of their 'Islamaphobia'. Well, guess what mate, that's liable to win them even more votes.
Benn watching all kinds of shite on obscure channels for the last two hours. Save me smashing the telly watching the four horsemen (and women, I think) of the apocalypse on question time.
My missus brought one of these home today, someone at school gave it to her. Lemon, cumin and mint flavour fizzy pop. I'm game, so I had a good swig. Fu kinell, I'll have to go and get the listerine out.