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General Discussion Area / Bloody liar!
« on: 15 December 2019, 22:38:54 »

General Car Chat / Headlight
« on: 15 November 2019, 21:43:21 »
One of my dipped lights has gone reddish I probably need a new pair of bulbs? Any thoughts/advice help,  welcome. 2003 estate.

General Discussion Area / Snow
« on: 13 November 2019, 19:46:29 »
Snowing quite well here :y

General Discussion Area / Scum Abebowale
« on: 30 October 2019, 22:37:42 »
Lee Rigby killer punches Broadmoor nurse in the face.  Scum Michael Abebowale has got 8 months added to his 45 year sentence for the assault of Jason Taplin who was hospitalised and off work for six weeks. Apparently he had asked Abebowale to turn his TV down. My god why hasnít someone taken care of this waster yet!

General Discussion Area / Good old cons
« on: 14 October 2019, 12:01:34 »
Huckle the pedo has been stabbed to death in his cell and not a second too soon, vile, cruel bastard.

General Discussion Area / Boris
« on: 30 September 2019, 09:55:36 »
Well got to say he is getting bombarded in every direction by nearly everyone including his brother and sister, remainers  are dragging the depths for anything derogatory that can be found,  foreign PMs,... fellow party members,...  journalists waiting 20 years to fetch accusations,  Whether you love him or hate him if he can stand up to all this lot then he must surely be the new Messiah  ;D :y

General Discussion Area / Abbot Magabie
« on: 22 September 2019, 14:30:49 »
Christ, they could be twins! 

General Discussion Area / Luxembourg PM
« on: 16 September 2019, 22:46:36 »
What a cock!!

Omega Electrical and Audio Help / CCR2006
« on: 10 September 2019, 20:20:41 »
I need one of these again, or something as good or better :y

General Discussion Area / Goodbye dear friend
« on: 02 September 2019, 14:21:46 »
An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!t
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long
ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm; 
- Life isn't kkalways fair; 
- And maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the
job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses;
and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed
to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot.
She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 stepchildren;
- I Know My Rights 
- I Want It Now 
- Someone Else Is To Blame 
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. 
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

Car Parts, bits For Sale & Wanted / Air con pipe
« on: 21 August 2019, 21:11:06 »
I need the pipe coming from the compressor it has an integrated valve  in it and I think thatís fkd👍 Anybody got one please.

General Discussion Area / Saving the planet
« on: 18 August 2019, 20:39:33 »
Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment,.

    The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, "We didn't have this 'green thing' back in my earlier days."

    The shop assistant responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."

     The older lady said that she was right  our generation didn't have the "green thing" in its day. The older lady went on toexplain: Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled.

     But we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.  Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags that we reused for numerous things.  Most memorable besides household garbage bags was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags.

     But, too bad we didn't do the "green thing" back then. We walked up stairs because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn't have the "green thing" in our day.

     Back then we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts. Wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days.

     Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right; we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.

     Back then we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana.

     In the kitchen we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us.

     When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

     Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol or electricity just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power.

     We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right; we didn't have the "green thing" back then.

     We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water.  We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blade in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the "green thing" back then.

     Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service in the family's SUV or van, which cost what a whole house did before the "green thing."

     We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.

     But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the "green thing" back then?

     Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smart ass young person. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off... Especially from a tattooed, multiple pierced smartass who can't make change without the cash register telling them how much.

Well done older generation, our green buddies! 

General Discussion Area / Ar$ehole Abbot
« on: 12 August 2019, 11:15:10 »
Ar$ehole  Abbot Whining again, canít somebody shut this bint up FFS.

General Car Chat / Exhaust
« on: 02 August 2019, 12:20:10 »
Iíve only got exhaust coming out of one of my pipes that come out of the silencer. There  is very little and itís quite colder coming out of the other pipe. Please could someone with the same twin pipe exhaust muffler/silencer on their car try it and see if itís the same as mine👍

General Discussion Area / Fraud squad nhs on tele now
« on: 31 July 2019, 19:53:50 »
What a surprise, foreigners scamming us from another angle

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