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General Car Chat / Re: Just picked up my courtesy car
« on: Today at 11:17:39 »
I've posted on here before, I absolutely loved the Viva MrsGK brought home from work once. Revvy, light, characterful.

Couldn't pull a sailor off your sister but it felt fun! Small enough to thrash down a B road too.

But then I am not normal.
I'm getting used to hearing the little engine scream now, and you're right! I wouldn't like to try a motorway run but, around town, it's a fun little thing. I actually smiled taking a bend in fourth gear, it just gripped and whizzed round it.  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Ruiz v Joshua 2.
« on: 07 December 2019, 22:26:05 »
Joshua won by dancing around the ring and not going toe to toe. So..no boxing then.

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Why wait for them to come round?
Put the beer down, Rae, I said before.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Oven Chips
« on: 07 December 2019, 15:05:07 »
Nah, King Edwards in a frying pan full of lard. That's real chips, even if it is a heart attack on a plate.
You say that, Albs, but that's how my mum and everyone of her generation grew up and she's 90 in two weeks.

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General Car Chat / Re: Just picked up my courtesy car
« on: 07 December 2019, 14:37:51 »
Well....no phone call, so it looks like we're keeping the little turd for the weekend  ;D

Presumably SE stand for special equipment. Imagine what the 'poverty spec' version would be like and count your blessings. :)
The special equipment is a heater and a radio.

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I’ll be voting blue but only cos they’re the only possibility of getting brexit done. I used to have a bit of faith in them but at risk of sounding like a scratched record all politicians really are cntus!!! I mean ffs. how can the liberal DEMOCRATS call themselves that when they’re pledging to go against a democratic vote. Beyond belief.

In happier news though I was happy to see the LD leader has got a cracking set of... campaign leaflets 🙃🙃🙃
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                 Yes, nice tits too :y


Yes....well worth a nuzzle. :)

I suspect she's quite frigid M'lud and you'd have to whisper your love for the EU in her ear to get her going!  :)
Yes, not like that old days where you'd punch their lights out and shag 'em before they came round.  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Ruiz v Joshua 2.
« on: 07 December 2019, 12:44:36 »
Joshua seems to think that the last fight was a fluke. I'm not so sure. Ruiz doesn't look the part, he's not the glamorous type who can sell aftershave and headphones. But he can punch and take a punch, and that's what makes a fighter.

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General Car Chat / Re: Cannonball run
« on: 07 December 2019, 10:27:05 »
All I will say is, I use to do a job, every week, a distance of 855km,and complete it in 9hr 55min.  I was stopped at a check twice, upon inspection, all legal,, Traffic Constable said, be keeping an eye out for you, as lots of them roads you use have speed limits. ;D.
54mph average, you rebel.


Not in a car. I may add
I guessed that.

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General Car Chat / Re: So what have you done to your car today?
« on: 06 December 2019, 20:12:35 »
Had to tolerate a really hateful Clit for 2 days.  Fortunately only as a passenger.
Bet it wasn't as bad as my 73bhp viva.

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General Car Chat / Re: Cannonball run
« on: 06 December 2019, 20:11:31 »
All I will say is, I use to do a job, every week, a distance of 855km,and complete it in 9hr 55min.  I was stopped at a check twice, upon inspection, all legal,, Traffic Constable said, be keeping an eye out for you, as lots of them roads you use have speed limits. ;D.
54mph average, you rebel.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Which laptop ?
« on: 06 December 2019, 18:23:25 »
The new favourite IT system for all local authorities and payroll providers is iTRENT. Now that is a piece of shite, reset your password(s), use it once, and you're locked out again.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Which laptop ?
« on: 06 December 2019, 18:14:20 »
I've never had any trouble with any of the apple devices that I've owned.

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General Car Chat / Re: Just picked up my courtesy car
« on: 06 December 2019, 17:50:35 »
Well....no phone call, so it looks like we're keeping the little turd for the weekend  ;D

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Boris just needs to send a sick note to Andrew Neil and he should be alright.

I used to forge my own sick notes when I bunked off school.

I was an enterprising little bastard. :)
Didn't everyone?

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