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Messages - Sir Tigger QC

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General Discussion Area / Re: Greenland
« on: Today at 14:06:22 »
Maybe Denmark has already agreed a sale with Russia or China!  ???

Rods?  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Greenland
« on: Today at 14:01:00 »
So Trump mooted the idea of buying Greenland from Denmark the other day, but Greenland said no, as did Denmark and some of their politicians weren't particularly diplomatic, one Tweeting that the idea was 'absurd'!  :)

Now it seems that Trump has got the right old hump about it all and has cancelled a state visit to Denmark before going to the G7 shindig in Biarritz.  :D

What a knob!  ;D

Of course there may be other things going on behind the scenes that we don't know about.....  :-\  ::)

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General Car Chat / Re: Mot and electronic handbrakes
« on: Yesterday at 22:30:31 »
So they may or may not be good for modern day handbrake turns! :(
They are unable to do a handbrake turn, controlled or otherwise.

Apparently  ::)

Poor teenagers!  :(  What will they do in empty car parks now?  ???  :-\

Apart from smoking weed and shagging that is!  ;D
And emptying the contents of their cars on to the floor.

 >:(  Dirty bastards!  >:(

You see this especially at Maccydoos or Kenoppsy.  Do these shitheads think they're too important to get out of the car, to put their rubbish in the bin?  ???  ::)

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General Car Chat / Re: Milk Floats
« on: Yesterday at 22:27:31 »
Yes your probably OK buying one from a franchised dealer, but privately or back street car lot?  ???  :-\

No thanks!  ;D

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General Car Chat / Re: Milk Floats
« on: Yesterday at 22:21:56 »
I reckon a lot of people are going to get stung with second hand milk floats, when they realise too late that they've bought one with a knackered battery.  ::)

A new Leaf battery is about 5 grand!  :o  :-X

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General Car Chat / Re: Mot and electronic handbrakes
« on: Yesterday at 22:13:34 »
So they may or may not be good for modern day handbrake turns! :(
They are unable to do a handbrake turn, controlled or otherwise.

Apparently  ::)

Poor teenagers!  :(  What will they do in empty car parks now?  ???  :-\

Apart from smoking weed and shagging that is!  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Interesting programme
« on: Yesterday at 16:48:27 »
You forgot to add BREXIT to your list Lizzie.  :-\  ::)  ;D

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General Car Chat / Re: Omega replacement...
« on: Yesterday at 09:49:52 »
I suspect that TB would rather Diane Abbott sat on his face
Actually, that would be a difficult decision.

Fill your boots. Why not both? :)
How about neither?  I like to think, in my younger days, I've done my fair share of ugly birds...   ...you know, simply because they had a pulse.  But I pride myself on the fact I can't remember doing anything that ugly.  :y

FTFY TB!  :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Saving the planet
« on: 19 August 2019, 14:10:35 »
I'm not sure how true this is, but I read that the crew of the yacht that Greta Thunberg (the 16 year old climate change expert) is sailing to New York on will be flown back to Europe and a replacement crew flown out to bring the yacht back.  :)

Hard to believe this girl is sixteen. She looks about eleven or twelve. Bright kid though. :y

Mmmm... There are some clever people in the background, no doubt crowdfunding for all they're worth for Greta's 'expenses'....  ::)

I believe she is on the autistic spectrum.

I think I'm on the spectrum of something or other.  :)

Of course when I was a kid they used to say that there was nothing a good kick up the arse wouldn't sort out!  ::)  ;D

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General Car Chat / Re: Omega replacement...
« on: 19 August 2019, 14:07:29 »
Dont blame him. Shami is beautiful

 :-*

As soon as TB reaches 100,000 posts Shami  will go round to his house and sit on his face........as a reward.  :)

He can't wait. :)

I suspect that TB would rather Diane Abbott sat on his face, as he would be unlikely to survive the experience and thus would avoid the shame!  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Saving the planet
« on: 19 August 2019, 13:37:59 »
I'm not sure how true this is, but I read that the crew of the yacht that Greta Thunberg (the 16 year old climate change expert) is sailing to New York on will be flown back to Europe and a replacement crew flown out to bring the yacht back.  :)

Hard to believe this girl is sixteen. She looks about eleven or twelve. Bright kid though. :y

Mmmm... There are some clever people in the background, no doubt crowdfunding for all they're worth for Greta's 'expenses'....  ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Saving the planet
« on: 18 August 2019, 23:44:27 »
I'm not sure how true this is, but I read that the crew of the yacht that Greta Thunberg (the 16 year old climate change expert) is sailing to New York on will be flown back to Europe and a replacement crew flown out to bring the yacht back.  :)

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Well done Terry!  :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Didcot cooling towers demolished
« on: 18 August 2019, 18:15:42 »
So we shut down the coal fired power stations which have reliably delivered power for decades, and now we're having blackouts......  ::)

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General Car Chat / Re: How much?!?
« on: 17 August 2019, 13:59:58 »
When my A/C compressor was rattling on my 2008 2.2 TDCi Mondeo, the local indy quoted 350 for a compressor change.  :)

I fixed it with 3 tap washers and a squirt of silicone for about a quid!  :y  ;D

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