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General Discussion Area / Re: What a new project but what
« on: 26 January 2009, 11:01:04 »
Chevette with the V6, got to be the most evil street sleeper

General Discussion Area / Re: Noisey Neighbers and the Law
« on: 26 January 2009, 13:22:24 »

Since she split her husband about 5 years ago she has had her problems, but the last year or so she has taken to do her washing that ends up doing the spin cycle at 3am.

Is she sitting on it?


General Discussion Area / Re: Surnames......
« on: 23 January 2009, 09:13:37 »
Jon Brown, and no im not a mouldering in the grave!

Worked with a few Doctors with great names- Dr Kilmore, Dr Payne,Dr Eyes and the absolute best ever ............Dr Richard Mcfanny (or Dick for short )

General Discussion Area / Re: Plane crash, not a joke.
« on: 16 January 2009, 09:30:13 »
I would imagine he will be dropping off his uniform pants at the dry cleaners as we speak !

What a landing though, if either wing had clipped the water it would have broken up for sure.

General Discussion Area / Spottted in a scrappie near me section
« on: 02 January 2009, 13:43:02 »
Having seen loads rust free miggies in breakers with imaculate panels and interiors go off for crushing, would it be possible to have a spotted section to alert owners of what is knocking about, possibly with contact details of the yards.

Seems a shame that the door/ bonnet/door card you need in the right colour is about to get binned when it could be useful but you dont know it is there.

Lets face it they rust like hell and spraywork is expensive!

Just a thought

General Discussion Area / Re: was in hospital tue
« on: 16 January 2009, 09:33:04 »
It could be worse, my grandad got a wheelchair with a squeaky wheel.

Chin up, bristol fashion, hope your back on form soon!

General Discussion Area / Re: Sickening.
« on: 08 January 2009, 11:12:43 »
Believe me the scum responsible will not enjoy their time in the holiday camp, anyone from this City would not see them relax for doing this.

The lad who shot Rhys Jones has just been given his first slapping in prison and long may it continue!  

General Discussion Area / Re: -5 * C here at mo
« on: 06 January 2009, 11:21:20 »
It was -30 at my gaff this morning,  not really it just felt that cos the missus had a cob on !

General Discussion Area / Re: I hate Homebase
« on: 04 January 2009, 16:46:27 »
I quite like them,

I ordered 6 internal doors to be delivered, changed my mind a few days later and cancelled with a refund, lo and behold a week later they delivered them!

Cue me taking them to a different store and exchanging them for a lovely cordless drill and other stuff.

Well if they are stupid enough I can be devious enough.

I am over the moon, really have had problems over the years but have always been diplomatic to the ex, defo all about the little un!

Roll on the 4 am wake up !! :)

After 5 years of biting my lip and coming second best I have my daughter staying with me overnight tonight, ex is a selfish pain in the ass. Im as excited as the little one is I think!

Big plans for making cookies for santa,sprinkling reindeer food in the garden, will be stencilling footprints from the chimney to the mound of pressies etc.

Any other suggestions for good stuff to do ?

General Discussion Area / Re: BLOODY HELL,,, WILL IT GET UNDER 80p
« on: 24 December 2008, 09:49:14 »
if it carries on like this i will be going back to petrol over LPG....

LPG is currently 49.9 in plymouth

Down to 46p in Liverpool :)

General Discussion Area / Re: if a woman says
« on: 22 December 2008, 12:54:56 »
Lets face it she is your ex! If you get her something she will think you are still madly in love with her and will somehow make a thingy out of you, if you dont you will be the selfish toad she always said you were!

A bit like Casinos,take all your money and they always win in the end.

Only thing I would get my ex is a GP appointment with Harold Shipman ( if he was still about )

General Discussion Area / Re: I hate low life tossers
« on: 10 November 2008, 12:58:28 »
Quality Pics well done! , any update as to the police ?

General Discussion Area / Joke(a bit near the knuckle )
« on: 07 November 2008, 14:30:10 »
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs.........

if easily offended please dont scroll down!!!

Stephen Hawkins after a house fire

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