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[SIR Philbutt]

Shcroll down and read the reviews - ordered some 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK

[dbug]

Heed the warnings mate - "DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS"

 

[Dishevelled Den]

Heed the warnings mate - "DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS"

 

  That's right there are some great reviews there - well worth reading.

[omega3000]

I rubbed it up into my nostrils and around the outside of my ears. Very soon the burn started and trust me it really makes your eyes water

 

[plym ian]

can't stop laughing

[b4ndit]

thats really funny

[SteveAvfc.]

Heed the warnings mate - "DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS"

 

Need to get some my wife's got bigger 'dangle berries' than me te he.

[STMO123]

The wife is trying to watch casualty and me pissing myself laughing is not going down well 

[PhilRich]

Totally helpless with laughter at this lot! What a bloody Tonic

Found this mildly amusing too ...... I'm not particularly hairy downstairs but now that I'm approaching middle age my genital foliage is very course and unsightly, resembling a well worn Brillo pad. My wife on the other hand has a luxuriant thatch of long fine fur like that on a mink or similar small carnivore but with fewer teeth. It's also very dark. From a distance it looks like she's been hit between the legs with a bag of soot. So, for us, position one in the Karma Sutra is out of the question. Should I go in too far in my attempt to take Captain Pickard to warp speed; our pubes can lock together like the Velcro fastening on a Barbour jacket.
We are thus obliged to adopt the position favoured by my pet lurcher when he encounters herbivorous quadrupeds (he has orientation issues regarding species as well as gender - we live in Wales).  

[PhilRich]

Come on, 'fess up which one of you wrote this? 

"I'm heavily into rubbing my balls onto parts of cars for personal pleasure. Every now and again on certain engine components you'll "snag a pube" which obviously causes an eye watering amount of pain. I was recommended this product by a family friend and he very kindly offered to apply the product to my sack for me as he said it doesn't work properly if you do it yourself and it needs to be done by another person of the same sex!

Prior to the first application i was slightly nervous so my friend gave me a small glass of whiskey to settle me down. When i woke up i was pleased to see my sack as bald as a baby's behind but i had a slightly sore backside (which my friend assured me was normal) This product has since given me many hours of pain free ball rubbing and as soon as i recover from an unfortunate incident with a hot exhaust manifold I'll be redoing my plums with this great product." 

[tgm147]

I've got a chest infection and I'm really trying not to laugh. Reading this was a big mistake!