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Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« on: 08 July 2014, 01:09:56 »
Trundling around the A46 minding my own business on the way to Hemswell Cliff at a steady 60 - 65 when suddenly there's one of those bl**dy Audi repmobiles stuck up my chuff. 'Aha' thought I, almost onto the dual carriageway, just press that little button on top of the stick, and 'gun it' off of the roundabout. Give that blooming 2ltr diesel a facefull of dust... Wait for it... Wait. O.K. Shove the 'loud pedal'... "ROOOAAAARRRR"...... As I get left sitting red faced with what appears to be half the population of Lincolnshire peering out of their cars at ME. Took a quick look at the back of the Audi, 'HuH'? That doesn't say 2 L diesel... it says.......RS4... Damn...  :-[ :o 
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Under-steer is when the front of the car hits the wall, and over-steer is when the rear of the car hits the wall.
Power is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how much of the wall you take with you.

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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #1 on: 08 July 2014, 01:13:54 »
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson...

Doh ::)
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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #2 on: 08 July 2014, 01:15:02 »
Can't argue with that... ;D
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Under-steer is when the front of the car hits the wall, and over-steer is when the rear of the car hits the wall.
Power is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how much of the wall you take with you.

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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #3 on: 08 July 2014, 05:35:01 »
That will teach you. Don't mess with audi's they'll bite you in the backside ;D

Next time instead of the throttle, stamp on the pedal next to it and watch his reaction :y
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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #4 on: 08 July 2014, 10:05:23 »
I never wished so much in my life that I still had my RS500.... :( :'(
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Under-steer is when the front of the car hits the wall, and over-steer is when the rear of the car hits the wall.
Power is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how much of the wall you take with you.

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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #5 on: 08 July 2014, 10:28:30 »
the last time I raced with audi , there was only a simple tdi sign.. I couldnt leave it behind even at 240 ;D


but then on the exit of a tunnel his turbo lag was useful :)


and rs4 is a whole different story ;D :y
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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #6 on: 08 July 2014, 12:32:49 »
Quote from: cem on 08 July 2014, 10:28:30
the last time I raced with audi , there was only a simple tdi sign.. I couldnt leave it behind even at 240 ;D


but then on the exit of a tunnel his turbo lag was useful :)


and rs4 is a whole different story ;D :y

I could put up with an RS6 if somebody gives me one.

There was a 2008 V10 for sale which had been taken to those nice people at DMS. The price was £26,000 and they claimed it had 690 BHP. :y
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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #7 on: 08 July 2014, 12:43:11 »
Mates got an RS4, driven it a few times, not the fastest of Audi's but bloody quick and really do stick to the road on them corners.  :o
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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #8 on: 08 July 2014, 12:43:33 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 08 July 2014, 12:32:49
Quote from: cem on 08 July 2014, 10:28:30
the last time I raced with audi , there was only a simple tdi sign.. I couldnt leave it behind even at 240 ;D


but then on the exit of a tunnel his turbo lag was useful :)


and rs4 is a whole different story ;D :y

I could put up with an RS6 if somebody gives me one.

There was a 2008 V10 for sale which had been taken to those nice people at DMS. The price was £26,000 and they claimed it had 690 BHP. :y

Sound lovely those V10 engines  :-* :y
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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #9 on: 08 July 2014, 12:55:31 »
On the plus side, at least it wasn't unmarked plod ::)
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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #10 on: 08 July 2014, 13:07:27 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 08 July 2014, 12:32:49
Quote from: cem on 08 July 2014, 10:28:30
the last time I raced with audi , there was only a simple tdi sign.. I couldnt leave it behind even at 240 ;D


but then on the exit of a tunnel his turbo lag was useful :)


and rs4 is a whole different story ;D :y

I could put up with an RS6 if somebody gives me one.

There was a 2008 V10 for sale which had been taken to those nice people at DMS. The price was £26,000 and they claimed it had 690 BHP. :y

A mate of mine had a twin turbo 4.2 v8 RS6 Avante,it were'nt slow :o
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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #11 on: 08 July 2014, 13:24:38 »
Quote from: henryd on 08 July 2014, 13:07:27
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 08 July 2014, 12:32:49
Quote from: cem on 08 July 2014, 10:28:30
the last time I raced with audi , there was only a simple tdi sign.. I couldnt leave it behind even at 240 ;D


but then on the exit of a tunnel his turbo lag was useful :)


and rs4 is a whole different story ;D :y

I could put up with an RS6 if somebody gives me one.

There was a 2008 V10 for sale which had been taken to those nice people at DMS. The price was £26,000 and they claimed it had 690 BHP. :y

A mate of mine had a twin turbo 4.2 v8 RS6 Avante,it were'nt slow :o

A 'mere' 450 BHP. ::) ::)

A well sorted 2.2 Omega would waste it in a straight line.... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #12 on: 08 July 2014, 14:35:26 »
Quote from: Mr.OmegaMan on 08 July 2014, 12:43:33
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 08 July 2014, 12:32:49
Quote from: cem on 08 July 2014, 10:28:30
the last time I raced with audi , there was only a simple tdi sign.. I couldnt leave it behind even at 240 ;D


but then on the exit of a tunnel his turbo lag was useful :)


and rs4 is a whole different story ;D :y

I could put up with an RS6 if somebody gives me one.

There was a 2008 V10 for sale which had been taken to those nice people at DMS. The price was £26,000 and they claimed it had 690 BHP. :y

Sound lovely those V10 engines  :-* :y

Courtesy of Lamborghini which Audi bought.

Blew away all the standard vxr8's at Surrey rolling roads day. With 4 wheel drive.
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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #13 on: 08 July 2014, 14:55:32 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 08 July 2014, 13:24:38
Quote from: henryd on 08 July 2014, 13:07:27
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 08 July 2014, 12:32:49
Quote from: cem on 08 July 2014, 10:28:30
the last time I raced with audi , there was only a simple tdi sign.. I couldnt leave it behind even at 240 ;D


but then on the exit of a tunnel his turbo lag was useful :)


and rs4 is a whole different story ;D :y

I could put up with an RS6 if somebody gives me one.

There was a 2008 V10 for sale which had been taken to those nice people at DMS. The price was £26,000 and they claimed it had 690 BHP. :y

A mate of mine had a twin turbo 4.2 v8 RS6 Avante,it were'nt slow :o

A 'mere' 450 BHP. ::) ::)

A well sorted 2.2 Omega would waste it in a straight line.... ;D ;D ;D

If the Audi was in a straight line of stationary traffic the 2.2 might have a half chance(if the crank sensor doesn't give in first) :D :D ;D

We had a customer come in to our shop a few months Back with a rs6. Got talking to him about it as you do. It was a lovely motor until he told me the price to replace the carbon ceramic brakes all round....... £9000 :o not sure wether to believe him or not :-\
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Re: Bl**dy Audi..... 'Embarrassed'.
« Reply #14 on: 08 July 2014, 15:16:15 »
Quote from: plym ian on 08 July 2014, 14:55:32
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 08 July 2014, 13:24:38
Quote from: henryd on 08 July 2014, 13:07:27
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 08 July 2014, 12:32:49
Quote from: cem on 08 July 2014, 10:28:30
the last time I raced with audi , there was only a simple tdi sign.. I couldnt leave it behind even at 240 ;D


but then on the exit of a tunnel his turbo lag was useful :)


and rs4 is a whole different story ;D :y

I could put up with an RS6 if somebody gives me one.

There was a 2008 V10 for sale which had been taken to those nice people at DMS. The price was £26,000 and they claimed it had 690 BHP. :y

A mate of mine had a twin turbo 4.2 v8 RS6 Avante,it were'nt slow :o

A 'mere' 450 BHP. ::) ::)

A well sorted 2.2 Omega would waste it in a straight line.... ;D ;D ;D

If the Audi was in a straight line of stationary traffic the 2.2 might have a half chance(if the crank sensor doesn't give in first) :D :D ;D

We had a customer come in to our shop a few months Back with a rs6. Got talking to him about it as you do. It was a lovely motor until he told me the price to replace the carbon ceramic brakes all round....... £9000 :o not sure wether to believe him or not :-\
Edit to my quote.....£9000 it's true :o :o

Page 45 of this confirms it. I'll never moan about Vauxhall prices again ;D

 http://www.audi.co.uk/content/dam/audi/production/PDF/PriceAndSpecGuides/rs6-avant.pdf
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