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Mister Rog

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Dear Santa
« on: 05 March 2018, 16:45:58 »


Dear Santa,

Yes I know Christmas is a long way off, but if I'm really REALLY good and behave myself and do my homework, and don't swear, and and and just be a good boy . . . . Can I have one of these please  ::)

Thanks

 


I WANT ONE

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Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #1 on: 05 March 2018, 17:14:20 »

Rog. I Think I could make that happen for you without the inconvenience of having the bus - you know like finding a big enough parking spot.

You need Wifi

the code

Green button to press on your dash

Someone techy on here to programme it. ( I can think of at least three )
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Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #2 on: 05 March 2018, 17:18:35 »

Can see some people sitting a cafe near some lights, with some http sniffers in the air, capturing [excuse pun] data traffic from one of these units.

Given councils budgets, I suspect they spent very little on the IT security.... or if they did and it still rubbish security.
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Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #3 on: 05 March 2018, 17:22:02 »

If they have money to spend on unnecessary toys like that, why not use it on mending the potholes that abound on our roads instead?  >:(

Ron.
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Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #4 on: 05 March 2018, 17:24:00 »

It IS a long Christmas present list isn't it. ;D
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Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #5 on: 05 March 2018, 17:26:57 »

Rog. I Think I could make that happen for you without the inconvenience of having the bus - you know like finding a big enough parking spot.

You need Wifi

the code

Green button to press on your dash

Someone techy on here to programme it. ( I can think of at least three )


The green button is only there because bus drivers are expected to use it.
The techy programmers were going to use a 7" touchscreen, that also allowed real-time GPS tracking of next door's cat as well as displaying how soon the light is going to change to the nearest microsecond.
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Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #6 on: 05 March 2018, 17:50:58 »

Omg, that's to techy for a bus aim'er, round these parts the mange to crash on a guided bus way.
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Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #7 on: 05 March 2018, 18:09:16 »


Dear Santa,

Yes I know Christmas is a long way off...........
 

Not really Rog it's only 6 months away!  :o  ::)  ;D
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Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #8 on: 05 March 2018, 18:12:17 »

Doesn't it start just after Easter?

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Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #9 on: 05 March 2018, 18:28:28 »

Selling Christmas cards already in our local pound shop.
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Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #10 on: 05 March 2018, 19:01:25 »

If you're nearly 65, you can get one for free :y
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Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #11 on: 05 March 2018, 23:21:44 »

If you're nearly 65, you can get one for free :y

Oh Ha bloody Ha    ;D  I want one in my car . . .
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