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Ooops, Snow Way!
« on: 19 March 2018, 23:11:54 »

I cleared up a load of snow this morning and left it in a big pile by the kerbside.  :y

I just heard a funny bang crash type of noise outside and when I dragged my fat arse off of the sofa to look out of the window, my wheelie bin was lying on its side in the road.  :-\

When I went out to retrieve it, I saw that someone had driven into my pile of snow!  :o  :-X   I guess they took out their frustration on my poor wheelie bin!  ;D
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Re: Ooops, Snow Way!
« Reply #1 on: 20 March 2018, 09:27:17 »

I have a pile of snow on my drive but right by a half-wall which separates the boundary with the pavement.  It is taller than the wall so I put a stick, a carrot and the odd stone in to it randomly and a sign which says 'Snowman orgy in progress.  Please don't disturb."

I expect a letter from the council any day now.
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Re: Ooops, Snow Way!
« Reply #2 on: 20 March 2018, 19:50:55 »

Anything to cheer up the neighbours ;D
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Re: Ooops, Snow Way!
« Reply #3 on: 20 March 2018, 21:39:36 »

Anything to cheer up the neighbours ;D

They love nothing better than to find something to complain to the council against me. To say I don't give a flying f... is an understatement. I think it winds them up even more :D
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