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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #15 on: 06 May 2018, 10:23:46 »

Still recall many years ago the headline of the local weekly paper[South Yorkshire Times]read "Percy the Pigeon Flies Home" :o gosh the excitement that generated was totally..................underwhelming :D :D ;D
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #16 on: 06 May 2018, 15:47:01 »

I like the one about the guy who escapes from the looney bin and goes on the run. He comes across some ladies in the local launderette, so he goes in and sexually assaults them and is on his toes again before plod arrives.
The headline in the local paper reads: NUT SCREWS WASHERS and BOLTS.

No? Oh well  ;D
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #17 on: 06 May 2018, 17:51:28 »

Today's top story https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/who-dumped-stolen-safe-dartmoor-1533533?_ga=2.102993536.1287694338.1525504211-1034314579.1474063475

“It may have come from as far afield as Cornwall or Dorset, we just don’t know at this stage."


Strange goings on in deepest darkest Debenzhure......  :D


we used to pickup stolen safes for the Police all the time. Nothing unusual about that one.


We also had a run off burnt out pickup trucks abandoned on country roads, with the remains of cash machines in them.

No nothing unusual in Kent which incorporates part of Stabistan!  ;D

Weem more used to the odd tiff over cream teas round yer though.  :-\  ::)

Jam first, then cream... :y

Is that the Devon way? or Cornwall?  :-\  I never can tell, despite it being a bit controversial around these parts.  ::)
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #18 on: 06 May 2018, 18:42:56 »

Today's top story https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/who-dumped-stolen-safe-dartmoor-1533533?_ga=2.102993536.1287694338.1525504211-1034314579.1474063475

“It may have come from as far afield as Cornwall or Dorset, we just don’t know at this stage."


Strange goings on in deepest darkest Debenzhure......  :D


we used to pickup stolen safes for the Police all the time. Nothing unusual about that one.


We also had a run off burnt out pickup trucks abandoned on country roads, with the remains of cash machines in them.

No nothing unusual in Kent which incorporates part of Stabistan!  ;D

Weem more used to the odd tiff over cream teas round yer though.  :-\  ::)

Jam first, then cream... :y
All cream teas are for girls and ladyboys. Obviously.
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Re: and meanwhile in the local news
« Reply #19 on: 06 May 2018, 18:50:44 »

I like the one about the guy who escapes from the looney bin and goes on the run. He comes across some ladies in the local launderette, so he goes in and sexually assaults them and is on his toes again before plod arrives.
The headline in the local paper reads: NUT SCREWS WASHERS and BOLTS.

No? Oh well  ;D


that's a very different thread.
Pitch it to anyone else.
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