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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #30 on: 14 May 2018, 18:13:38 »



To say it is enlightening and character forming how other countries live and unpleasant sums it up. :o :o :o It is obviously a mainland European way of life as french public toilets with their hole and raised foot placers aren't much better. :o :o :o

Back in the early 80s I was staying in a moderately expensive hotel in central Paris, and that was the "toilet", and in the corner of the bedroom    ??? I was alone, but I'm sure it would have been very romantic if I'd been with the Mrs
And being Parisian, no doubt you emptied your contents onto a ledge on the porcelain, rather than in the water. Stupid bloody idea.
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #31 on: 14 May 2018, 18:27:19 »

I blame the Germans for that little design gem...
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #32 on: 14 May 2018, 18:30:04 »



To say it is enlightening and character forming how other countries live and unpleasant sums it up. :o :o :o It is obviously a mainland European way of life as french public toilets with their hole and raised foot placers aren't much better. :o :o :o

Back in the early 80s I was staying in a moderately expensive hotel in central Paris, and that was the "toilet", and in the corner of the bedroom    ??? I was alone, but I'm sure it would have been very romantic if I'd been with the Mrs
And being Parisian, no doubt you emptied your contents onto a ledge on the porcelain, rather than in the water. Stupid bloody idea.
Mine just runs off the ledge leaving a brown stain on it.  ;D
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #33 on: 14 May 2018, 18:30:36 »

Nice  ;D
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #34 on: 14 May 2018, 18:41:58 »

I've just admired what I put in the potty ::)

I nearly passed out, there was an awful lot of blood  :-\
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #35 on: 14 May 2018, 19:29:38 »

I've just admired what I put in the potty ::)

I nearly passed out, there was an awful lot of blood  :-\
'Piles' of it?
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #36 on: 14 May 2018, 19:45:19 »

I've just admired what I put in the potty ::)

I nearly passed out, there was an awful lot of blood  :-\
'Piles' of it?
Yup, I think Tim* didn't like my Lamb Naga.


*Tim. I name my pile after Mr Henman, the ex tennis player. Both are useless, pointless pains in the arse, serving no benefit to anyone.
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #37 on: 14 May 2018, 19:47:48 »

Some tea just came out...
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #38 on: 14 May 2018, 19:49:58 »

I've just admired what I put in the potty ::)

I nearly passed out, there was an awful lot of blood  :-\
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Yup, I think Tim* didn't like my Lamb Naga.


*Tim. I name my pile after Mr Henman, the ex tennis player. Both are useless, pointless pains in the arse, serving no benefit to anyone.
Lay off the hot curries for a while and shove some ointment up your Jacksie morning and night. Anusol, Prep H, whatever. If you're a good boy for a week or so, it actually works.
If it sounds like too much trouble, get Gixer to put his finger up your arse every time you go over. His finger is probably a bit bigger than what he normally uses, but I'm sure you'll get used to it.  ;D
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #39 on: 14 May 2018, 20:24:42 »

Doc said to me years ago that for all the good Anusol and PrepH was you might as well stick it up yer arse ;D. Go to your Docs and ask him for a script for Ultraproct M. Ointment is good but suppositories are better. :y
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #40 on: 14 May 2018, 22:26:04 »

I've just admired what I put in the potty ::)

I nearly passed out, there was an awful lot of blood  :-\

Fresh bright red blood, that possibly spray the bowl - Haemorrhoids

Dark red or black - go see the doctor - ASAP, not so easy or good

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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #41 on: 14 May 2018, 23:29:50 »

I blame the Germans for that little design gem...

"Dump and admire"  :D
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #42 on: 15 May 2018, 19:29:58 »

Doc said to me years ago that for all the good Anusol and PrepH was you might as well stick it up yer arse ;D. Go to your Docs and ask him for a script for Ultraproct M. Ointment is good but suppositories are better. :y
The ol' torpedoes like Germanoids generally make Tim go back home on the rare occasions he wants to see the outside world.

Just don't sneeze or cough for the first hour, else they fly out at an amazing rate. Apparently ::)
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Re: Speaking of bog roll . . .
« Reply #43 on: 16 May 2018, 00:07:48 »

Doc said to me years ago that for all the good Anusol and PrepH was you might as well stick it up yer arse ;D. Go to your Docs and ask him for a script for Ultraproct M. Ointment is good but suppositories are better. :y
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